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2010 World Cup Our Balls: Hottest Players (Round of 16)
Our winners from Matches 3 & 4 are Defoe (England) and Higuain (Argentina)! They’ll play each other in the next round, but now let’s turn our classy eyes toward the last four matches in the Round of 16:
Match 5: Netherlands vs. Slovakia
AFELLAY
SESTAK
Match 6: Brazil vs. Chile
ROBINHO
SANCHEZ
Match 7: Paraguay vs. Japan
BONET
HASEBE
Match 8: Spain vs. Portugal
VALDES
SIMAO
Who wins, y’all?
Match 5: Afellay or Sestak?
Match 6: Robinho or Sanchez?
Match 7: Bonet or Hasebe?
Match 8: Valdes or Simao?
Damn, girrlllsss, this shits is heatin’ up! Holler.
On Wednesday we’ll start the Quarterfinals!!
Tags: 2010 World Cup Our Balls, Afellay, Bonet, Brazil, Chile, Hasebe, hottest players, Japan, men of the World Cup, Netherlands, Paraguay, Portugal, Robinho, Sanchez, Sestak, Simao, Slovakia, Spain, Valdes
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Let’s do it like this:
Slovakia
Brazil
Paraguay
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Afellay.
Robinho.
Bonet.
Valdes.
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Netherlands
Brazil
Paraguay
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Netherlands v Slovakia is going to be a cum fest.