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When did Gary Jr. start calling himself Jason?
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Don’t Spread Yourself So Thin Then!
April 18, 2011 - 4:41 PM
Tags: girls want grindr too, grindr, the shawnito and hannah love story
Posted in Shouldn't Have Said It Then | 11 comments
Hannah: Shawnito’s letting me use his picture for grindr. That’s true love. Me: Indeed.
Nick Neck Paddy Whack Give JoeJay a Bone
March 25, 2011 - 5:48 AM
Tags: Gobble gobble, grindr, nick neck, paddy whack, scruff
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 3 comments
I really wish Nick would stop taking pictures of himself with my phone and leaving the evidence behind in my photo album. Ugh. Take your turkey neck and go home.
Bengarickfie
February 2, 2011 - 6:48 PM
Tags: Bengarickfie, grindr, lady boy lady boy, love-child, or is it just Shawnito?
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 4 comments
Found him! This girl looks like the child that would come from a Benutty-Gary-Nick-Alfie orgy. Blend all of our jizz up in a food processor then attach it to one of Shawnito’s eggs and this would be our son, and Bengarickfie is her name.
Just Saying
February 1, 2011 - 10:53 AM
Tags: cow bells, Gary Jr., get out of my head Gary Jr., invisible light, just saying, scissor sisters
Posted in Guest Blogger, Posts by Shawnito | 3 comments
I would like to be able to listen to Scissor Sisters Invisible Light without hearing Gary Jr. in my head saying Cow bells
Look What I Caught Gary Jr. Doing
January 4, 2011 - 9:30 AM
Tags: Creepy Dolls, don't tell Nick, Dragtastic, Fugly Mess, Gary Jr.
Posted in Guest Blogger, Posts by Shawnito | 12 comments
Gary Jr. was caught at Nicks mom’s house again playing dress up with her dolls.
Who Said It?
January 3, 2011 - 5:03 PM
Tags: drinking, Foot Thug-Lite, Gary Jr., Ghetto cups, New years Eve, party
Posted in Guest Blogger, Who Said It? | 12 comments
This was over heard while someone was on the way to Gary jr.’s new years eve party. who said the following? “Do you think Gary Jr. sprung for plastic cups or are we going to be drinking out of mason jars again?” A) Alfie B) Benutty C) Jay D) Nick E) Kitty F) Foot Thug-Lite
An Entire Grindr Conversation
December 15, 2010 - 1:45 AM
Tags: bad openers, cool bro, grindr
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 3 comments
Start. To. Finish.
I’m Offended!
November 20, 2010 - 8:27 PM
Tags: body, champes, dead, don't offend me and expect me to put out, fat dick, grindr, juicy
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
While I was on Grindr the other night, just fucking with bitches who messaged me, I got a message from a nasty old guy. At first I thought… “oh this guy is bold!… this is gonna be fun”, but soon after he offended me in the worst way. Read below my pretties! Oh hell no.. [...]
More Liquidity
November 17, 2010 - 5:50 PM
Tags: cool runnings, grindr, hot peppers, run as fast as you can, run for your life, run lola run, runder mifflin
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 1 comment
Great. Now I have the runs. I didn’t even get to taste the hot pepper.
Santa Maria Gays
August 16, 2010 - 10:16 PM
Tags: Gary Ke$ha, gays, grindr, santa maria, um... what?
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
So I’m in SoCal (technically the central coast but whatever), and look what I found on Grindr. At first I thought it was Gary Ke$ha, but nope just your basic tragedy.

May 13, 2010 - 9:49 PM
Love the highlights!!
Also: did you take that pic at Nicks house huhhhns?
May 13, 2010 - 9:50 PM
Cute beard… I didn’t think you could grow one… and um.. since when do you need new friends.. I’m offended.
May 13, 2010 - 10:50 PM
I like that he is now “loosing” weight rather than just losing it like the rest of us.
May 14, 2010 - 7:50 PM
I love that my Grindr profile is what brought Jay out of hibernation.
Thanks for posting. Hey Jay. We have this website called Dead at 2am, you should check it out.