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Shouldn’t Have Told Me What to Say Then
You see, the thing about being a field reporter is that, yeah, you can provide the editors with as many papa-papa-razzi photos as you want and tell us what to use ‘em for n shit, but we don’t really have to listen to you. We can change & embellish your stories as quickly as Nick eats apples, huhhhns. And don’t think we won’t outwit, outplay, and outlast you with our charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent. Because we will.
Like when Field Reporter Shawnito texted me the other day…
May 3, 2010 8:55 PM
Shawnito
[picture text]
I found Gary Jr.’s long lost panties in the CastroBenutty
Hahahahahahahahahahahah ewShawnito
I know girl nasty bitch rightBenutty
Thanks girl I’ll blog itShawnito
Lol love it. I love being a field reporter for d@2am lolBenutty
I love it too lol
Bitch, those are YOUR panties!
May 6, 2010 - 9:11 AM
busted! thanks shawnito…
May 6, 2010 - 10:27 AM
Yup. We also edit so Shawnito looks like he knows the difference between proper names and colors. For example, Shawnito’s “I found gray jr’s long lost panties in the Castro.” became “I found Gary Jr.’s long lost panties in the Castro.”
Good job girlies.
May 6, 2010 - 11:09 AM
i was typing fast and mixed up the letters.