Today, I was having my afternoon poop break. In case you didn’t know, I’m doing some temp work right now. Anyway, I’m harvesting some onion and watermelon on We Rule and someone walks in and takes the stall right next to me. He sits on the shitter. And starts ripping some serious farts.

Then it gets quiet. He shifts. He loudly states, “Oh boy!” and drops 5-7 logs in the toilet.

Now who does that? No talking! Especially no “oh boys!” I was disgusted. I was mortified. I was turned on. Jay Kay!