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Not-So-Deep ‘You Know What I Hate?’
I hate losing games. This is why I created a system in which I always win. For example…
If i’m playing Blokus with Benutty and Gary Jr., and Benutty beats me… I win. How is that possible you ask? Well let’s put it this way. If Benutty won then he either cheated or got lucky… so therefore… I win.
Another example…
If I’m playing the Settlers of Catan with Benutty and Gary Jr., and Gary Jr. beats me… I win. How? Well obviously Benutty either cheated or helped Gary Jr. win, or Gary Jr. got lucky… so therefore… I win.
See how simple this is.
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When Nick wins, the world loses and the balance between good and evil shifts slightly more toward the dark side.
Like someone released an ancient stone cork from a hole in hell.
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Not to mention Scenario 3: if Benutty loses, Nick wins