Next stop… Whores!
Lost and Found!
One of the D@2 field reporters submitted this photo to my desk this morning. Apparently, Shawnito lost his pink panties in the Castro after another all-nighter at Underwear Night at 440!!
You’ve been a very, very bad, bad girl, Shawnito. Take your shits home to the East Bay, huhhhns.
Tags: 440 Castro, field reporters, lost and found, Monday is Underwear Night at 440, pink panties, Posts by Shawnito, The Castro
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Who Said It?
April 13, 2011 - 11:04 AM
Tags: family guy, Guest Blogger, heard this once or twice, Like a black woman in hindsight, Posts by Shawnito
Posted in Guest Blogger, Posts by Shawnito, Who Said It? | 7 comments
No need to make a list of who said it because i think we all know who this could be
$400 Amelia Bearhart
March 7, 2011 - 10:33 AM
Tags: $400 Answer, 440 Castro, Amelia Bearhart, Double Jeopardy, Gary Jr.'s Assissippi Rivercrack, IBM, Nick's balcony, San Francisco tacquerias, visiting Shawnito in Hades, Watson
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 6 comments
This week you’re playing Double Jeopardy! in the category “Amelia Bearhart.” Can you question the answers correctly? Probz not! Y’know coz you’re not Watson, but who cares. Try anyway, horrorbag.
You Know What I Hate?
February 8, 2011 - 2:03 PM
Tags: iPhone, nick's category, oops... i did it again, Posts by Shawnito, So What! Who Cares?!?, You know what I hate
Posted in Guest Blogger | 2 comments
I hate it when I am lazy and type on a computer thinking it will auto correct to what I want it to say. Damn you iPhone!! Again I took Nicks category. So What! Who Cares?!?
Could It Be Gary Jr. Has A Sister?
January 13, 2011 - 2:49 PM
Tags: could it be?, gary jr. in drag?, Leslie Hall is your god, Posts by Gary Jr., Posts by Shawnito, the year of Gary Jr.
Posted in Guest Blogger, Posts by Shawnito | 5 comments
What do you guys think? Gary Jr.’s sister or Gary Jr. in drag?
Baa Baa Black Sheep Dies @ 2am
January 7, 2011 - 1:30 PM
Tags: 2am, Baa Baa Black Sheep, Blue and white Shoes, Blue Top, Dies, Posts by Shawnito, Purple Shoes, Purple Top
Posted in Guest Blogger, Posts by Shawnito | 12 comments
I do love the Black Sheep but she kills me. she gets her name because she loves to wear all black all the time and one day I made the mistake of telling her to add a little color to the mix….. so cut to the Black Sheep strutting in with her purple chucks on [...]
You Know What I Hate?
January 6, 2011 - 10:42 AM
Tags: bart, crypt keeper old, damn phone, dead@2am bitches, fugly sluts, iPhone4, like super old, nick's category, old people, Posts by Shawnito
Posted in Guest Blogger, Posts by Shawnito | 3 comments
Yeah I stole nick’s category. Now lets move on. I hate when old people (like super old. like crypt keeper old) have a better iPhone then I do and they don’t even know how to use it. So the Crypt Keeper sits next to me this morning on bart and half way to work she [...]
I Am Alive!!
October 19, 2010 - 4:04 PM
Tags: Hallow-Queen, i am not dead, its been a hot min, Posts by Shawnito
Posted in Posts by Shawnito | 2 comments
see you all on the 30th. I will be rockin this outfit
Congrats Nick On Your First Commercial
August 30, 2010 - 10:43 AM
Tags: Geico, Lil Piggy, Nick's first commercial, Posts by Shawnito, wee wee wee all the way home
Posted in Posts by Shawnito | 5 comments
Good job girl!!! Love your work.
Hoarder Of Bikes
August 18, 2010 - 10:40 AM
Tags: bike wall, hoarders, Posts by Shawnito
Posted in Posts by Shawnito | 6 comments
This is going to be me if I buy anymore bikes. I am just one person and I own 3 bikes. I think someone needs to call Hoarders and tell them about me
She Does Her Little Turn On The Catwalk
August 5, 2010 - 12:17 PM
Tags: Aretha Franklin, black sheep, Lane Bryant stretch pants, love, Posts by Shawnito, Salty Bitch
Posted in Posts by Shawnito | 15 comments
So the Black sheep walks by and goes to the elevator and does a catwalk turn as she pushes the button to go downstairs yesterday. This is the conversation we had after Black sheep Did you see that? i did a catwalk turn. Shawnito Yeah too bad you did it in those shoes. I will [...]
May 5, 2010 - 1:53 AM
I knew that Shawnito was a skank. Dirty girl gets all the fugs… Dirty girl gets all the bugs.
May 5, 2010 - 10:01 AM
DEAD!!!
May 5, 2010 - 8:38 PM
All this time I figured they would have naked female pirates on them.