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Korean Food Makes Me
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May 14, 2010 - 10:19 PM
I’d suggest not getting Korean food in the future… hahahaha
May 15, 2010 - 1:32 AM
I suggest removing his blogging permissions
May 15, 2010 - 1:51 AM
I suggest you suck my dak gui.
May 15, 2010 - 1:25 PM
Korean food makes you wear knitted sweaters and plaid golf caps… So Korean food makes you Scottish?