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Dear Janet,
Thank you.
Mostly for looking tranny-gorgeous with that haircut and in that dress, but also for making your goddamn comeback!
Coz huhhhnnns that perfomance on American Idol last night was so “hey girl what’s up I’m bout to start making hella good music again right quick coz I’ve sucked ever since I married Jermaine Dupri” fierce. Loved it.
Dancin it out,
Benutty
Tags: American Idol, black women, boy cut, comeback, Janet Jackson, Paige Miles, short hair, vampira dress
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Posted in Love It / Hate It | 2 comments
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Posted in Posts by Nick | 10 comments
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Tags: african american, American Idol, bullshit, michael lynch, race, tweens
Posted in Posts by Nick | 5 comments
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Posted in Posts by Benutty | 4 comments
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Posted in Posts by Benutty | 1 comment
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Posted in Posts by Benutty | 5 comments
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She totally killed it! You know I love Nasty!
So good.