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To All The Dieting Bitches
March 2, 2011 - 11:00 AM
Tags: delta work, dieting, herniate, if you are fat you are worthless, losing weight, skinny bitches, stacy lynn matthews is a woman
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 7 comments
Hey Skinny Bitches! Good luck with your diets! If you are fat, you are worthless. Tell your fat to fuck off. Push until it hurts. Push until you herniate. Lift with your neck! And whenever you feel like eating that brownie, I want you to pop on this video and do a quick workout. Make [...]
DeadRuntz Comics #13
January 27, 2011 - 1:02 AM
Tags: Deadruntz, die? diet?, fat, i hate taking pictures, picture, shawnito dies, skinny
Posted in DeadRuntz Comics | 3 comments
The Best of Dead at 2am – 2010
December 31, 2010 - 12:01 AM
Tags: best of 2010, bookshelf, dead, Deadruntz, greatest moments, laughs, not-so-deep thoughts, return'd to sender, shitter, Shouldn't Have Said It Then, so what, Sweetums Series, trolls, who cares, year in review
Posted in D@2 Crew | 10 comments
Yeah yeah. It’s been a year. Wanna fight about it? Remember all those good laughs and poignant moments you had reading our blog whilst you shat on the shitter. Well here they all are again. Ladies and Trolls, drum roll please. It’s our D@2 Year in Review. Love it or die! Best Overall Post / [...]
DeadRuntz Comics #12
December 7, 2010 - 11:00 AM
Tags: cheesesticks, Deadruntz, Double Double, extra pickles, fries, in & out, jack in the box, jay's little sad voice, lazy cow, poor misha, poor poor misha, really... we feel really bad for misha
Posted in DeadRuntz Comics | 5 comments
DeadRuntz Comics #11
November 22, 2010 - 2:42 AM
Tags: bbq place, Chopped, Deadruntz, FML, Food Network, lesson learned, stuffed peppers, wine
Posted in DeadRuntz Comics | 2 comments
DeadRuntz Comics #9
August 10, 2010 - 12:35 AM
Tags: anal sex, bike, Deadruntz, fart, lazy, nice tattoos shawnito, rotten eggs, Shawnito is a whore on saturdays, Who Said It?
Posted in DeadRuntz Comics | 2 comments
DeadRuntz Comics #8
July 10, 2010 - 8:34 PM
Tags: black sheep, Deadruntz, farm animals, oops i'm dumb, raccoon, tiffany
Posted in DeadRuntz Comics | 6 comments
DeadRuntz Comics #4
March 14, 2010 - 7:21 PM
Tags: Deadruntz, disaster, Gary GaGa, mess, poor misha, Sweetums, Telephone
Posted in DeadRuntz Comics | 3 comments
Recipe for Class: GaGa Makes a Music Video Masterpiece
March 11, 2010 - 11:54 PM
Tags: anal beads as musical instrument, Beyonce, champerelles, dyke prison guards, FrankieRose, GaGa Bear, kill 'em all, kill a cow make a burger, Lady GaGa, mini-film, music video masterpiece, poison, product placement as a statement, Pussy Wagon, So You Think Trolls Can Dance, Telephone
Posted in Posts by Benutty, Recipes | 5 comments
The reason Lady GaGa is so goddamn amazing is because she cares. Caring is classy. Plain and simple. Compared to her contemporaries — politicians who don’t care enough to fix our failing system, citizens who don’t care enough to vote, blog readers who don’t care enough to comment, etc. — the Gaggers is a breath [...]

May 15, 2010 - 6:51 PM
I cried. This killed me. So laughing. So loud. Had to rewind Arrested Development because I died.
May 15, 2010 - 7:16 PM
Thank you!! Because eventhough I was with you on Halloween when we went in he STILL thinks I was the one dressed like Lady GaGa!!