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Dead Giveaway: Part 1 – The Arrival
Tags: Audrey Herpes-Burn, clue, Dead Giveaway, Governor Grape, Madam Curry, mess, Mistress Labia, Professor Earl of Grey, ridiculous, Senorita Limon, Sir Illian Blue, Videos
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D@2 Rewind
May 19, 2011 - 5:12 PM
Tags: Audrey Herpes-Burn, belly flap, Dead Giveaway, Governor Grape, Madam Curry, Mistress Labia, Professor Earl of Grey, Senorita Limon, Sir Illian Blue
Posted in Posts by Nick | 1 comment
A year ago today I posted episode 5 of Dead Giveaway… Seems like it was much longer than that right? Enjoy it again you fucking sluts. PS: This is our 800th post on the blog. Say What!???
Gary Jr. Likes to Cry and Prepare Himself for the Zombie Invasion
April 30, 2011 - 7:24 PM
Tags: A Single Man, Alan Cumming, Anthony Hopkins, Atonement, Auntie Mame, Best in Show, Blush and Bashful, clue, Colin Firth, crying, Daniel Day Lewis, empowered females, Eric Roberts, eye candy, flames on the side of my face, gay themes, Harold and Maude is the best movie ever, In the Bedroom movie, It's My Party, Jennifer Coolidge, Jesse Eisenberg, Jessica Lange, Julia Roberts, Julie Tamor, life and death, Margaret Cho, My Beautiful Laundrette, netflix, Piedmont Theatre, Rosalind Russell, Sissy Spacek, Steel Magnolias, Stepmom, Susan Lucci of the Silver Screen, Susan Sarandon, The Fall, The Goonies, Titus the movie, World War Z, Zombieland
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 1 comment
Benutty’s recent post about his favorite movies made me think about my favorite movies. So I sat down and tried to come up with a list. I’ve seen way too many movies to easily come up with a list off the top of my head. Then I went to all the Netflix ratings I’ve done. [...]
Someone Was Drunk Last Night
December 11, 2010 - 3:08 PM
Tags: christmas parties can be rough, cute brooch, dirty troll, drunk, i wonder what text he sent to gary was, is this a shouldn't have said it then? oops., lays, mess, sour cream, toilethugger, vkivrma
Posted in Posts by Nick | 6 comments
Late last night I got a call from Benutty. He was super drunk and wanted me to go to the Cinch with him. I could tell by the slurs, and his unusual kindness that he was in no condition to be out in public, so I declined his offer. Shortly after this call I received [...]
Speaking Of Messes…
October 9, 2010 - 3:01 PM
Tags: booze fairies, Castro, drunk, hickey, mess, mystery, Posts by Jay, typical
Posted in Posts by Nick | 4 comments
Look what I found on Jay this morning… He claims he doesn’t know where it’s from, but he thinks it might be from the booze fairies. You decide…
Nick v. Shalita Double-Double
October 8, 2010 - 9:42 PM
Tags: drunk, exhibit z1, i wanna fuck him, Lucky Penny, mess, monday night drag, Shalita Double-Double, trickies
Posted in Posts by Nick, Videos | 3 comments
In order to prove what a goddamn mess she is, your Honor, I’d like to call the defendant, Shalita Double-Double, to the stand. Rests, Nick
Nick’s Greatest Moments: The Bob Marley Incident
September 21, 2010 - 5:12 PM
Tags: 200th post!, bacardi 151, bob marley, cab, captain morgan, cranberry, crying, drunk, exboyfriend, faces nightclub, gutter, mess, midori, nick's greatest moments, pineapple, puking, skin heads, sloe gin, triple sec
Posted in Greatest Moments | 7 comments
Shortly after my ex-boyfriend Gabe left me, I may have become a bit of an alcoholic. Especially one day when a friend of mine, who shall remain nameless, told me that Gabe had been telling people that I was “mentally and emotionally deranged”. Being young, dumb, and heart broken this was very upsetting to hear, [...]
What’s Going On Here?
July 26, 2010 - 2:00 AM
Tags: headband, mess, Really Alfie?, what?
Posted in Posts by Nick | 6 comments
Braveheart
July 12, 2010 - 2:46 PM
Tags: audio, braveheart, drunk, entertaining, mel gibson, mess, mo-nique, precious
Posted in Posts by Nick | 6 comments
You know I have never liked Mel Gibson, but I have to say he has gotten very entertaining lately. These tapes of him losing his shit are insane! How has he never played a drunken mess before… he would be perfect. He could have played Precious’ mother better than Mo-Nique… seriously! Go to this page [...]
Nick is a Drunk Bitch
July 4, 2010 - 1:35 AM
Tags: mess
Posted in Posts by Benutty, Return'd to Sender | 1 comment
That’s right. I said it. So hat?! Who ares?!
WTF is She Wearing
June 9, 2010 - 8:29 AM
Tags: looks like Madeline from those kid books, mess, vomit at Mixt Greens
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 5 comments
What is this mess wearing? The hat, the blue and tan fringe leather purse. Her look stopped me in my tracks at Sansome. I also vomited. Watch your step on Sansome today.
May 1, 2010 - 2:24 PM
who is that beach?
May 1, 2010 - 4:35 PM
Argentina lo siento.
Did somebody say Craigslist?
Turn around. Turn around. Let’s get a look at you.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
May 1, 2010 - 8:40 PM
i hate (secretly love) that audrey herpes-burn is the half way point of that video and will forever be on the home page dead at 2 am
May 3, 2010 - 10:51 AM
Audrey Herpes-Burn is my fav:)
May 3, 2010 - 12:54 PM
How was that 7 minutes?
May 4, 2010 - 10:44 AM
We are so awesome! Lets make a movie a week.
May 5, 2010 - 3:51 PM
Herpes-Burn, if i’m lucky