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Dead at 2am: Part 4
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This Place About To Blow
February 25, 2011 - 2:42 PM
Tags: amazing!, blow, champes, dance songs, james van der beek, jennifer lopez, Ke$ha, love it / hate it, on the floor, pitbull, rainbows, red one, Rihanna, umbrella, unicorns, video
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Ke$ha – Blow (Video) This place is bout to blow alright cause Ke$ha is killing it! I just watched Ke$ha’s new video for Blow and it is AH-mazing! It has everything you could have ever wanted in a video… unicorns, rainbows, Ke$ha not looking homeless, fighting, champes, and of course a sexy looking James Van [...]
Shouldn’t Have Emailed Me Then!
January 6, 2011 - 5:17 PM
Tags: are you a blatino?, B'wood, Be Nutty, benutty@deadat2am.com, bwoodchroncicles, B~Wood Chronicles, Dead at 2am on Facebook, Dead at 2am on Twitter, deadat2am, my name is Priceless and Nick's isn't
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Uh oh, bitches. It’s a new year and the blog is off to a good start. You know how I know it’s off to a good start? I got a D@2 email from a reader we don’t actually know! And obviously he wanted me to post it word-for-word on the blog, otherwise he wouldn’t have [...]
Dead at 2am: Part 6
January 1, 2011 - 2:00 AM
Tags: bathroom, bedroom, beer, boxing, breather, champes, chocolate, dead at 2am, death, eats chocolate on the shitter, pig sex
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Believe in the Magic…
December 16, 2010 - 2:03 AM
Tags: believe, champes, christmas card, elephant, elephant-troll hybrid, FrankieRose, troll, york
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I received a Christmas card from our biggest fan whore stalker FrankieRose today. I don’t know how this sneaky little bitch got my address, but if she ever shows up here without a bottle of champes in hand she dies!… oh and a York peppermint patty! That’s right, I said it! What I find interesting [...]
I’m Offended!
November 20, 2010 - 8:27 PM
Tags: body, champes, dead, don't offend me and expect me to put out, fat dick, grindr, juicy
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
While I was on Grindr the other night, just fucking with bitches who messaged me, I got a message from a nasty old guy. At first I thought… “oh this guy is bold!… this is gonna be fun”, but soon after he offended me in the worst way. Read below my pretties! Oh hell no.. [...]
Dead at 2am: Part 5
June 8, 2010 - 12:01 AM
Tags: 2am, bathroom, champes, dead, FrankieRose, the breather
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Not-So-Deep ‘You Know What I Hate?’
May 26, 2010 - 10:00 AM
Tags: blokus, catan, games, losing, not-so-deep thoughts, winner!, You know what I hate
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I hate losing games. This is why I created a system in which I always win. For example… If i’m playing Blokus with Benutty and Gary Jr., and Benutty beats me… I win. How is that possible you ask? Well let’s put it this way. If Benutty won then he either cheated or got lucky… [...]
Question of the Week (03/20 – 03/26)
March 20, 2010 - 12:20 PM
Tags: 3rin, 4 stomachs, board games, catan, computer games, dead, drinking games, games, millions, pictionary, thighs, video games
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This week’s question was asked by 3rin of San Francisco, CA: What ONE activity could you do all day long without getting bored? And no…the answer is not abortions, Jiz. I would have to say… making fun of Benutty’s thighs and Gary Jr.’s 4 stomachs. Oh ok.. I guess the real answer is that I [...]
Pig Sex
March 15, 2010 - 10:18 AM
Tags: 2nd birthday party, champes, deep-snouting, deep-throating, glass & all, hard-pig life, Hawaiian bonfire, Interpretive Dance Charades, papa-papa-razzi, pig sex, pignis, Snout-Trail, tip it!!!
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If Nick ever tries to do an interpretive dance to “sex” again I’m gonna toss a spear in his belly & skewer that mother-effer over a Hawaiian bonfire (with an apple in his snout for flavor, yes). So Jay had his second birthday party this past Saturday (can’t wait for third birthday party!) and for [...]
Diet Update 03/15/10
March 15, 2010 - 8:30 AM
Tags: biking, calorie counting, champes, girl scout cookies, thunder thighs, walking
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This last week was not my best week, but I am glad I at least lost 2 pounds. Saturday I got a little out of control with champes and cookies, but they were damn good! Oh and those little bitches selling their girl scout cookies all over the place are not helping me one bit. [...]
May 29, 2010 - 11:01 AM
The glass table scene kills me.
May 29, 2010 - 12:23 PM
Such a polite breather!!! She took off her shoes before she came in AND cleaned up the mess on the coffee table. And even petted your dying tree because we all know to that to help save a tree you should love it and pet it and then kill the nearest pig. And that’s what she did.