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You Know What I Hate?
I hate that I bought a York peppermint patty the other day. Every time I open the refrigerator I see it staring at me. It’s saying “Opening me Nick… taste my sweet chocolate, and cool peppermint center”, and then I say “Eww.. Stop acting like Gary Jr.”. I do plan on eating it one of these days as a gift to myself for doing a good job on…. well something, so don’t get any ideas of coming over and taking it. I just don’t feel like parting with it, its mine, I found it, it came to me! Well… what if I’m angry, it’s your fault! It’s mine! My own. My precious.
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You Know What I Hate?
March 2, 2011 - 1:07 AM
Tags: bam, day after drinking poops, drag show, first date, job interview, nervous, pooping, shamperella poops a lot, You know what I hate
Posted in You Know What I Hate? | 9 comments
I hate nervous pooping. There is nothing worse than when you are about to do something that you are nervous about, and BAM!… the poops hit you. I remember last year when we did the drag show on my birthday and the whole time I was waiting I had to poop so bad. It always [...]
You Know What I Hate?
February 8, 2011 - 2:03 PM
Tags: iPhone, nick's category, oops... i did it again, Posts by Shawnito, So What! Who Cares?!?, You know what I hate
Posted in Guest Blogger | 2 comments
I hate it when I am lazy and type on a computer thinking it will auto correct to what I want it to say. Damn you iPhone!! Again I took Nicks category. So What! Who Cares?!?
Believe in the Magic…
December 16, 2010 - 2:03 AM
Tags: believe, champes, christmas card, elephant, elephant-troll hybrid, FrankieRose, troll, york
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
I received a Christmas card from our biggest fan whore stalker FrankieRose today. I don’t know how this sneaky little bitch got my address, but if she ever shows up here without a bottle of champes in hand she dies!… oh and a York peppermint patty! That’s right, I said it! What I find interesting [...]
You Know What I Hate?
December 14, 2010 - 4:56 PM
Tags: accident, ankle, consider yourself lucky, kick, mumble, sephora, smirk, You know what I hate
Posted in You Know What I Hate? | 7 comments
I hate when I accidentally hit a stranger and they act like I did it on purpose. Really… why would I do that? Earlier today I was heading out of my office building to get some lunch, and I was following this lady. She was like this little small thing… like Amy. Well when she [...]
You Know What I Hate?
November 11, 2010 - 1:52 PM
Tags: 38L Geary Limited, ash tray, bus, disgusting, green, homeless, jell-o, mucus, muni, San Francisco, You know what I hate
Posted in You Know What I Hate? | 6 comments
I hate disgusting people who act and smell like trash! On Monday I was on the 38L-Geary Limited bus heading to work. I was sitting near the back of the bus when this nasty guy gets on thru the back door… he didn’t pay to get on either. He stood right near me, and he [...]
You Know What I Hate?
June 16, 2010 - 1:04 PM
Tags: 71 million, amazeballs, bus, child pornography, fart, fiscal conservative, i hate meg whitman, meg whitman, miley cyrus, old asian, panties, Perez Hilton, pink taco, primary, prison, republicans, You know what I hate
Posted in You Know What I Hate? | 4 comments
1) I hate people who fart on the bus. Like really?!?!?! You can’t hold that shit until you get to your stop? I know it is you old Asian man looking guilty. I don’t know you have been eating but good lord….. how does something so awful come out of you. 2) I hate Meg [...]
D@2 Blogger is Mama-mama-razzi’d in NYC Gay Weekly Rag!
June 7, 2010 - 2:38 PM
Tags: bachelor auction, Kylie, NYC Next, paparazzi, peppermint, Sonica, Splash Bar NYC
Posted in Paparazzi, Posts by Benutty | 3 comments
Look who was photographed in NY’s gay weekly magazine “Next” among the hotties at Splash Bar during the NYC Gay Hockey Association Bachelor Auction! To the right is my new drag idol, Peppermint, who hosted the event. Loved her! Too bad I wasn’t at Splash last week when Kylie showed up! Fucked. Don’t miss the [...]
Not-So-Deep ‘You Know What I Hate?’
May 26, 2010 - 10:00 AM
Tags: blokus, catan, games, losing, not-so-deep thoughts, winner!, You know what I hate
Posted in Not-So-Deep Thoughts, You Know What I Hate? | 2 comments
I hate losing games. This is why I created a system in which I always win. For example… If i’m playing Blokus with Benutty and Gary Jr., and Benutty beats me… I win. How is that possible you ask? Well let’s put it this way. If Benutty won then he either cheated or got lucky… [...]
You Know What I Hate?
April 24, 2010 - 11:54 PM
Tags: 911, accident, be safe, bike, bruises, car, happy birthday shawnito, helmet, Llama, You know what I hate
Posted in You Know What I Hate? | 2 comments
I hate when cars hit bicyclist. While out on a walk today Jay and I saw a bicyclist get hit by a car. The car should have yielded to the bike, but you know how it goes. I called 911 while Jay attended to the cyclist. A big chuck of the guys helmet broke off [...]
I’m Such A Good Friend
April 15, 2010 - 9:29 PM
Tags: fatty, york, Yorkburglar
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 2 comments
This is why I’m a good friend. I’m sitting next to Nick and he wants to eat his York Peppermint Patty. I remind him of his diet. He lets me know that it’s only 140 calories and he’s prepared himself for it. I tell him that it’s actually only 70 calories for him and he [...]
April 13, 2010 - 12:12 PM
Hahahahaha. I loved that you linked to the Yorkburglar.
Gary Jr. is a tempting piece of sweet chocolate.
April 13, 2010 - 12:46 PM
You even look like Gollum
April 13, 2010 - 1:02 PM
That quote is from Bilbo Baggins idiot! Get it right.
April 13, 2010 - 1:11 PM
Still.
Look.
Like.
Gollum.