Last night, Misha’s sister Sveta was introduced to the blog. Misha sent her a text with a YouTube link to view the Sweetums Premiere and she loved it. She was like “Oh my god. Gary Jr. is creative.” However, she’s crafty. She read my description of the video and quickly discovered our Dead at 2am website. She then spent the next several hours reading our content (without Misha or me knowing) and then out of nowhere I get a text from her and all it says is “Fasten your seat belts.”

I thought about it long and hard and then realized she’d found my Sweetums performance of Kylie Minogue. The day that started it all. So I responded with “Is that a Kylie reference?”

Not a second goes by and Sveta responds with “Or the sound of a dying cat singing her song.”

Oh Sveta dies at 2am. And welcome to the Haus of Hunnies, Sveta. You evil evil woman!