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The Benutty Family Volvo
Whilst driving through Berkeley yesterday on my way to Berkeley Bowl to buy some veggies for this damned diet, I stopped behind a Volvo. I knew instantly it was the Benutty Family Volvo.
I tried to get Aunt Frawn’s attention but she was too busy paying attention to the road like a good driver and honestly FrankieRose’s chest hair blocked my view. Chongo was in the back seat making obscene gestures.
Apparently, they were going to pick Benutty up from his Literature and Electrolysis seminar that he teaches at the local community college.
Anyhoo, luckily I was able to snap a picture.
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Christmas with the Benuttys
December 29, 2010 - 6:02 PM
Tags: Benutty Christmas, Brooch Boutique vs. Brooch Barn, flipped off, FrankieRose, I want some more homemade minestrone, real Italians re-gift, sugar cookies, when Aunt Fran attacks
Posted in Paparazzi, Posts by Benutty, Videos | 4 comments
Christmas with my family is always a good time — full of the usual traditions, shit-talking, sugar cookies and re-gifting. And if you follow me on Facebook then you already know Frankie Rose got me the most glorious jewelry box to keep my classy brooches in and if you’re Nick, Frankie Rose or HRH then [...]
Believe in the Magic…
December 16, 2010 - 2:03 AM
Tags: believe, champes, christmas card, elephant, elephant-troll hybrid, FrankieRose, troll, york
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
I received a Christmas card from our biggest fan whore stalker FrankieRose today. I don’t know how this sneaky little bitch got my address, but if she ever shows up here without a bottle of champes in hand she dies!… oh and a York peppermint patty! That’s right, I said it! What I find interesting [...]
Smelly Like-uh Alcohol
July 16, 2010 - 9:01 AM
Tags: FrankieRose, out from under, post Pink Party, smelly like-uh alcohol, walking home is a disaster
Posted in Paparazzi, Posts by Benutty | 4 comments
This is what happens when I run out of blue cheese burritos and escape out from under the bridge. Watch out, auntie-moms. And don’t think I won’t push a bitch down & outta my way when I’m mad!! Coz I will.
The Bitch is Back!
July 9, 2010 - 4:12 PM
Tags: $64 Tomato, 52 Loaves, Bookshelf with no H, Diane Rehm, Elton John, HBO's John Adams, Little Bee, Percy Jackson, The Omnivore's Dilemma, UN Farm Fund, unemployment
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 3 comments
Oh and also, sorry bitches about the lack in posting lately. You see, I was recently unemployed by my shitty employer. So I had a lot of free time on my hands. So I took up some temp jobs (which wore me the fuck out because I was not used to a real 8 hour [...]
Is Aunt Frawn a Vamp?
July 9, 2010 - 3:39 PM
Tags: Aunt Frawn, Chelsea Lately, iPhone, Sookie, undead, Words with Friends
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 5 comments
Seriously, what’s up with Aunt Frawn and her iPhone game playing habit? I wake up between 6:30 and 7 while Michael gets ready in the morning and no sooner do my eyes open then Aunt Frawn buzzes me because she just played QAT or JUS in Scrabble. And then as I’m drifting off to sleep [...]
Dead at 2am: Part 5
June 8, 2010 - 12:01 AM
Tags: 2am, bathroom, champes, dead, FrankieRose, the breather
Posted in Posts by Nick, Videos | 3 comments
Guess What I’m Sick of
May 8, 2010 - 10:50 AM
Tags: a mouth is a mouth is a mouth, auntie frawn, Chongo, flirting, FrankieRose, incest, lesbianism, sexual advances
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 8 comments
I’m sick of the Benutty Troll family’s unwanted advances. Yes, I know I am so sexy and so outrageous and the Benutty Troll family has an unnatural attraction to the profane and disturbing… I know when I walk into a room, everything gravitates towards me. (Yes that’s a weight reference. ZING!) But come on. So [...]
Month in Media: April
April 30, 2010 - 11:59 PM
Tags: Alejandro lounge version, blokus, FrankieRose, Glee Cheerios, Guest Blogger, iPhone, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Lady GaGa, loseit app, Martina and the Diamonds, Mary J. Blige, mess, Santana, Shampain, shaun of the dead, soapy gay haul, sometipsforlife, squeeze, Stairway to Heaven, Sweetums, Ultrasound, We Rule, win-win, youtube
Posted in D@2 Crew | 1 comment
Let’s take a look at the things in entertainment that the D@2 bloggers loved most in the month of April! Gary Jr. YouTube — Jesse Tyler Ferguson Does Gaga First, you know I love Modern Family and the gay couple. Well, what could be better than 1/2 of that gay couple singing a lounge version [...]
Sweetums Series #831711774
April 1, 2010 - 8:23 AM
Tags: Absolut cocktail, April Fool's Day, Aunt Frawn, Circle of Life, Interior Illusions Lounge, Lady Sings in Circles, Pride Rock, Sweetums Series, water hole
Posted in Sweetums Series | 5 comments
For the love of GaGa, never send Gary Jr. back into the Interior Illusions Lounge on an empty stomach coz she’ll steal your Absolut cocktails, down ‘em and then grab the mic outta your hand. Then all hell breaks loose on Pride Rock. Lady Sings in Circles Toodles, Gary Jr.
Question of the Week 03/27 – 04/02
March 30, 2010 - 9:43 AM
Tags: Aunt Frawn, Lady GaGa, recipe for success, trannies
Posted in Question of the Week | 3 comments
This week’s question was asked by AuntF of Benicia, CA: Ok, so tell me, how does a middle-aged (yet, somewhat cool) straight couple attend a Lady GaGa concert and fit in? I don’t think we are part of her “Little Monsters”, but we do love her! We really want to go, but don’t want to [...]

April 14, 2010 - 4:02 PM
Ah yes.. the troll mobile…
hahaha. Mess
April 14, 2010 - 4:09 PM
I love the writing on the blackboard!!
Although I’m still wondering when you’re going to feel confident enough about your jokes that you don’t have to direct us toward the funny parts i.e. “look carefully at the license plate”
Bitch
April 14, 2010 - 4:14 PM
Just as soon as you stop saying, “I don’t get it.” It’s not a confidence thing; it’s a convenience thing. I hate wasting time explaining things to you so you can “get it.”
April 14, 2010 - 4:15 PM
????
April 14, 2010 - 4:30 PM
ha ha ha i charge you $5 dolla fo extra pickole.
April 14, 2010 - 5:34 PM
hahahahahasnorthahahaha Why didn’t you honk, we could have all had lunch?