I’m here now. Then I’m going to eat some Del Taco. I’ll be back here in 30 minutes. Yeah, girl, it’s the circle of life — and just the way things are.
December 31, 2010 - 12:01 AM
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Yeah yeah. It’s been a year. Wanna fight about it? Remember all those good laughs and poignant moments you had reading our blog whilst you shat on the shitter. Well here they all are again. Ladies and Trolls, drum roll please. It’s our D@2 Year in Review. Love it or die! Best Overall Post / [...]
Well sorta. Congratulations to that straight fool that plays Gary Jr. on Modern Family for his Emmy win last night. It’s like our whole blog won one! 1-1. One won one won. We win! Oh and congrats to his mom for hitting the bullseye on her Ursula costume.
Seriously, what’s up with Aunt Frawn and her iPhone game playing habit? I wake up between 6:30 and 7 while Michael gets ready in the morning and no sooner do my eyes open then Aunt Frawn buzzes me because she just played QAT or JUS in Scrabble. And then as I’m drifting off to sleep [...]
Whilst driving through Berkeley yesterday on my way to Berkeley Bowl to buy some veggies for this damned diet, I stopped behind a Volvo. I knew instantly it was the Benutty Family Volvo. I tried to get Aunt Frawn’s attention but she was too busy paying attention to the road like a good driver and [...]
This week’s question was asked by AuntF of Benicia, CA: Ok, so tell me, how does a middle-aged (yet, somewhat cool) straight couple attend a Lady GaGa concert and fit in? I don’t think we are part of her “Little Monsters”, but we do love her! We really want to go, but don’t want to [...]
April 1, 2010 - 9:42 AM
Yo Dog. Yo Yo Gary Jr, dogg, listen man, listen. You normally blow me away but this had all sorts of pitch problems. It was all over the place. You sounded like a troll!
April 1, 2010 - 10:04 AM
OH HELLS NO. I’VE BEEN HACKED. SOME FANATIC HAS GOTTEN INTO MY ACCOUNT AND POSTED A FAKE!!
I KNOW THE CULPRIT. A DIRTY TROLL ON APRIL BENUTTY’S DAY!
DEAD!
April 1, 2010 - 10:05 AM
Spoofery is lovery.
April 1, 2010 - 10:44 AM
I seriously got a little sick in the stomach when you started purring. What happened to your voice Gary? It used to be so beautiful.
I’m going to have to agree with Alfie Jackson… major pitch problems.
April 1, 2010 - 11:09 AM
Oopsy poopsy