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Style2010: Everyone Wants a Brooch!
Girls! Everyone is wearing brooches now. I’m so ahead of the times and I swear everyone is copying my mami-style. Those assholes on American Idol are pinning ‘em to their cardigans & blazers and now, thanks to 3rin, I find out that sketch comics are spoofing the fad! Check it out:
Tags: 3rin, accessorizing, American Idol, bro-oche, brooch, jazz it up!, manscaping, rhinestones are in, style trends of 2010, [adult swim]
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This Is American Idol
January 27, 2011 - 12:00 PM
Tags: aerosmith, American Idol, danny gokey, j-lo, jennifer lopez, kara dioguardi, love it / hate it, paula abdul, randy jackson, simon cowell, steven tyler, waiting for tonight
Posted in Love It / Hate It | 2 comments
Time to review the new American Idol: Lets think back to September 22nd 2010 when it was announced that Steven Tyler of Aerosmith, and Jennifer Lopez were the new American Idol judges. I was horrified! I had thought to myself that Steven Tyler had seen too much in his life to ever take American Idol [...]
From My Mom To You
January 24, 2011 - 2:21 AM
Tags: benutty wants, brooch, cuties, doily, doll head, gay fabulous, things that make me think of you
Posted in Things That Make Me Think Of You | 5 comments
Hey Benutty… My mom has the perfect item for you. Let me know if you want it, and I’ll try to pry it from her hands. It’s a doll head brooch! So Cuties!
Reality Show Star
September 23, 2010 - 1:00 PM
Tags: amazing race, American Idol, Big Brother, biggest loser, poll, Project Runway, RuPaul's Drag Race, Survivor, top chef
Posted in Posts by Nick | 10 comments
I just added a new poll to the site asking “Which reality show/competition would you love to be on?”. You can choose up to 3 that interest you, and let us know in the comments why… If it is not on the list, put it in the comments as well. PS: Attempting to fix the [...]
Month in Media: May
May 31, 2010 - 11:59 PM
Tags: All the Lovers video, American Idol, Balthazar Getty, Brittany, Brothers & Sisters, field reporters, Glee, iphone knocking video, Janelle Monae, Johan Johannsson, Kylie Minogue, lost and found, lost finale, outtakes, Posts by Shawnito, professor of grey, Shannon & Boone, The ArchAndroid, the light, weber bbq commercial
Posted in D@2 Crew | 2 comments
Let’s take a look at the things in entertainment that the D@2 bloggers loved most in the month of May! Benutty Music Album – Janelle Monae’s The ArchAndroid (Suites II & III) There’s no way a better album is going to come out this year. Janelle has taken music to a level it hasn’t been [...]
Dear Janet,
May 27, 2010 - 12:24 AM
Tags: American Idol, black women, boy cut, comeback, Janet Jackson, Paige Miles, short hair, vampira dress
Posted in Return'd to Sender | 1 comment
Thank you. Mostly for looking tranny-gorgeous with that haircut and in that dress, but also for making your goddamn comeback! Coz huhhhnnns that perfomance on American Idol last night was so “hey girl what’s up I’m bout to start making hella good music again right quick coz I’ve sucked ever since I married Jermaine Dupri” [...]
Bullshit!
April 8, 2010 - 9:55 AM
Tags: african american, American Idol, bullshit, michael lynch, race, tweens
Posted in Posts by Nick | 5 comments
I read this article this morning on Yahoo claiming that American Idol voters are all 11 year old girls who only vote for white male contestants. This editorial was obviously written by a black man who was pissed off that Michael Lynche (the only African American contestant left on Idol this year) got voted off [...]
The Twitter Bird Just Shit on Your Head
March 24, 2010 - 12:26 PM
Tags: American Idol, Anthony Federov, Gokey, idoltweets, Lee Dewyze, recap, Siobhan Magnus, twitter
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 1 comment
Our dumb friend Nick was off it last night while live tweeting during American Idol… I couldn’t help but repost his magnificently obsessive IdolTweets about his new 4, Lee Dewyze. Lee: I didn’t enjoy the song but I’d enjoy going down Paige: pitchy much. Never sing low again. Tell Lee I’d go down. Worst performance [...]
Question of the Week (03/20 – 03/26)
March 20, 2010 - 12:20 PM
Tags: 3rin, 4 stomachs, board games, catan, computer games, dead, drinking games, games, millions, pictionary, thighs, video games
Posted in Question of the Week | 3 comments
This week’s question was asked by 3rin of San Francisco, CA: What ONE activity could you do all day long without getting bored? And no…the answer is not abortions, Jiz. I would have to say… making fun of Benutty’s thighs and Gary Jr.’s 4 stomachs. Oh ok.. I guess the real answer is that I [...]
Troll Dance
March 16, 2010 - 6:00 AM
Tags: brooch, dance, glitter, handsome, horrifying, Interpretive Dance Charades, troll
Posted in Posts by Nick | 6 comments
I may have gotten down on my hands and knees to do an interpretive dance for the word “sex” (which was amazing by the way), but this is Benutty’s interpretive dance to the word “handsome”. Sorry girl… It’s not the brooches and glitter after all.
Oh I’ll Mark My Spot Alright
March 13, 2010 - 1:00 AM
Tags: "wanna see my dick?", 1st Obsession, 2nd Obsession, 3rd Obession, 3rin, Calvin Klein X, Fernando Verdasco, Hidetoshi Nakata, Jiz, Kellan Lutz, mark your spot, Mehcad Brooks, Telephone video, tighty whities, Towleroad, until gay people can marry, viral marketing campaigns, yes please
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 4 comments
Thanks to 3rin I now have a new 3rd Obsession (1st Obsession is the Telephone video and 2nd Obsession is still Jiz). Three cheers for viral marketing campaigns. And how much more sexy is Mehcad Brooks/Eggs knowing his stance on marriage??!!
April 6, 2010 - 3:37 PM
That is awesome. I love the decorative masculine flower.
I see Nick has already started the procedure. He’s lubed up and toothless. But he’s still a pre-op.
Soon we all will have bro oches.
April 6, 2010 - 4:04 PM
Um Gary… don’t you ever confuse me for your butthole again… It’s the only thing lubed up and toothless.
April 6, 2010 - 4:07 PM
Id hope his hole is toothless
April 6, 2010 - 5:39 PM
Butthole dentata?