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A Troll Birthday
Happy birthday Benutty. Have a trollific time! Yesssss.
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Tags: blogger birthdays, Happy Birthday, too bad your birthllama fell on Easter this year
Posted in D@2 Crew | 1 comment
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Tags: abnormal environment, attention seeker, cower, dance shows, dark corner, elaborate water show, fog, pacing, self-grooming, stereotypical behaviors, troll, wild animals
Posted in Posts by Nick | 5 comments
Most wild animals in captivity develop repetitive and purposeless motor behaviors called “stereotypical behaviors”. Examples of this include pacing around or self-grooming. These behaviors are thought to be caused by the animals’ abnormal environment. Unlike most wild animals, the troll has very few stereotypical behaviors. Although the troll is known for overly self-grooming, very rarely [...]
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Tags: cow, gift, lil aflie?, Llama, pocket, present, suit, that thong thong thong thong thong, troll, underwear
Posted in Posts by Nick | 6 comments
Who is responsible? Jay busted out his suit yesterday to go to a meeting, and this was found inside the pocket…
Ding Dong Ditch!!
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Tags: and no they are not kids... they are douche bags, dead, door bell, doorbell ditch, gary jr is a big hot mess, keep one eye open, sushi, toilet, twitter
Posted in Posts by Nick | 4 comments
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To The Guy Who Shoves Coal Into Our Holes
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Tags: alife, guy who shoves coal into our holes, Happy Birthday, love you
Posted in Posts by Nick | 4 comments
Happy Birthday Alfie! We love you long time!
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Tags: best of 2010, bookshelf, dead, Deadruntz, greatest moments, laughs, not-so-deep thoughts, return'd to sender, shitter, Shouldn't Have Said It Then, so what, Sweetums Series, trolls, who cares, year in review
Posted in D@2 Crew | 10 comments
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Tags: believe, champes, christmas card, elephant, elephant-troll hybrid, FrankieRose, troll, york
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
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Tags: body, champes, dead, don't offend me and expect me to put out, fat dick, grindr, juicy
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
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Posted in D@2 Crew, Videos | 5 comments
Happy Halloween from all of us at Deadat2am. Enjoy the video
No One Wheres My Hoodie?
October 17, 2010 - 12:41 AM
Tags: dead, dead bear bottom top or black lover in my hoodie
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 1 comment
I know WHERE it is. But no one wears it. Dead at 12:40am in SacTown!
April 29, 2010 - 11:35 AM
Yay! Happy B-day Troll! Cute Tiara!
April 29, 2010 - 1:50 PM
I bought the Troll her present for her birthday but because I know pigs are jealous creature I also picked the PigLady up a gift too. Yums.
April 30, 2010 - 7:18 AM
Awww thanks girls! Sorry I didn’t respond all day yesterday, but I had a cheat day and was stuffing my face with pasta at work for 8 hours and forgot to check the blog.
Excited for sleepiesovers tonighties, Yes.