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Troll Dance
I may have gotten down on my hands and knees to do an interpretive dance for the word “sex” (which was amazing by the way), but this is Benutty’s interpretive dance to the word “handsome”. Sorry girl… It’s not the brooches and glitter after all.
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Discovery Channels: Creatures in Captivity
March 26, 2011 - 5:03 PM
Tags: abnormal environment, attention seeker, cower, dance shows, dark corner, elaborate water show, fog, pacing, self-grooming, stereotypical behaviors, troll, wild animals
Posted in Posts by Nick | 5 comments
Most wild animals in captivity develop repetitive and purposeless motor behaviors called “stereotypical behaviors”. Examples of this include pacing around or self-grooming. These behaviors are thought to be caused by the animals’ abnormal environment. Unlike most wild animals, the troll has very few stereotypical behaviors. Although the troll is known for overly self-grooming, very rarely [...]
Jay Found His Present
March 11, 2011 - 2:31 PM
Tags: cow, gift, lil aflie?, Llama, pocket, present, suit, that thong thong thong thong thong, troll, underwear
Posted in Posts by Nick | 6 comments
Who is responsible? Jay busted out his suit yesterday to go to a meeting, and this was found inside the pocket…
From My Mom To You
January 24, 2011 - 2:21 AM
Tags: benutty wants, brooch, cuties, doily, doll head, gay fabulous, things that make me think of you
Posted in Things That Make Me Think Of You | 5 comments
Hey Benutty… My mom has the perfect item for you. Let me know if you want it, and I’ll try to pry it from her hands. It’s a doll head brooch! So Cuties!
Resolutions 2011
January 6, 2011 - 2:13 AM
Tags: 2011, bike ride, drag queens, glitter, kitty / amy?, law school, lotion, oops mine didn't turn out, resolutions, Shalita Double-Double, sorry this is late... just got my new computer.
Posted in Posts by Nick, Videos | 6 comments
Believe in the Magic…
December 16, 2010 - 2:03 AM
Tags: believe, champes, christmas card, elephant, elephant-troll hybrid, FrankieRose, troll, york
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
I received a Christmas card from our biggest fan whore stalker FrankieRose today. I don’t know how this sneaky little bitch got my address, but if she ever shows up here without a bottle of champes in hand she dies!… oh and a York peppermint patty! That’s right, I said it! What I find interesting [...]
So What! Who Cares?!?
October 5, 2010 - 12:15 PM
Tags: cough, drag queen eyebrows, glitter, makeup, mucus, Pinot Grigio from Barefoot Winery, Shalita Double-Double, technicolor snot in my mouth, Wrong Robyn Lyric
Posted in So What! Who Cares?!? | 2 comments
This morning I woke up feeling like crap. Thank God I took a shower last night otherwise Shalita’s face would have been all over my pillow, looking up at me as I arose. I have my morning BM and I start to cough a little. A little mucus never hurt anyone. As I blow my [...]
So What! Who Cares?!?
September 24, 2010 - 11:50 AM
Tags: balls, glitter, Posts by Benutty, project runway viewing party, scrotum
Posted in So What! Who Cares?!? | 3 comments
Last night, the hunnies came over for a Project Runway viewing party. This morning I woke up fondled my balls for a moment and noticed something. There was a little piece of glitter on my scrotum. Every damn time Benutty comes to our house, he leaves behind glitter EVERYWHERE. Apparently even on my balls. So [...]
Drunk & Sober
July 11, 2010 - 8:32 PM
Tags: cow, drunk, I think gary was annoyed by benutty..oops, marina and the diamonds, Sober, SOMA, troll
Posted in Posts by Nick | 5 comments
So Benutty, Gary Jr. and I went to see Marina and the Diamonds at some weird club in SOMA… I wasn’t there long but the other two bitches were. I took pictures before I left… Hmm.. Who was drunk and who was sober I wonder? Benutty or Gary Jr.? Such god damn messes! That’s why [...]
A Troll Birthday
April 29, 2010 - 9:40 AM
Tags: dead, go back under your bridge and die troll, Happy Birthday, troll, trollific
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
Happy birthday Benutty. Have a trollific time! Yesssss.
Style2010: Everyone Wants a Brooch!
April 6, 2010 - 2:32 PM
Tags: 3rin, accessorizing, American Idol, bro-oche, brooch, jazz it up!, manscaping, rhinestones are in, style trends of 2010, [adult swim]
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 4 comments
Girls! Everyone is wearing brooches now. I’m so ahead of the times and I swear everyone is copying my mami-style. Those assholes on American Idol are pinning ‘em to their cardigans & blazers and now, thanks to 3rin, I find out that sketch comics are spoofing the fad! Check it out:
March 16, 2010 - 10:02 AM
I love my brother so much!
March 16, 2010 - 10:03 AM
well.. at least someone does.
March 16, 2010 - 11:05 AM
Except that was my interpretation of “loch ness monster”
March 16, 2010 - 1:04 PM
Seriously, I am in love with this video.
Benutty is a talented dancer depsite his trollish appearance.
YAY BENUTTY!
March 16, 2010 - 2:12 PM
Don’t encourage him Gary Jr.
March 16, 2010 - 3:07 PM
Butt crack in full effect