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These Are a Few of My Favorite Things
I really fucking love a lot of things in the world, but two things I really really really freaking effing fucking love are 1) taking private investigator photos of strangers on my eyePhone, and 2) men’s crotches.
And on top of that, I jiz over a hottie that sits with his legs wide apart. Oooooooaaaahooohhh hunnnnns. Like these fine ass cookies:
I know, I know. I’m not a pro P.I. yet coz those pic-a-licks are hella mami blurry but the point is that all three of those guys are hot because they’re spreading their legs. Mmmmm. It’s like a cave you just wanna crawl into and hibernate in for the summer.
March 10, 2010 - 8:42 PM
I seriously laughed for 3 minutes straight. I’m dead.
March 10, 2010 - 10:32 PM
I. AM. HORRIFIED.
but that 3rd picture is Hottie McHots.
March 10, 2010 - 10:34 PM
HO-rri-FRIEDCHICKEN
March 10, 2010 - 11:16 PM
No. No. We all know if Nick were to say it, it would go like this: *in Gary Jr.’s version of Nick’s voice* “oh hunnnnvietmynees. I am HO RE Fffff” *sniffsniff* “oh hells no, Gary Jr. brought me my favorite late night snack and he knows I’m on a diet! Screw the piggie’s apples I’m devouring that bucket of Precious Fffffffffriedchicken!” *gobblegobblesnarfsnarf* *squealsquealoinkfartsnore*
March 10, 2010 - 11:31 PM
I see a motherfucking cameltoe
March 10, 2010 - 11:42 PM
I don’t get it.
March 11, 2010 - 12:03 AM
Huh?
March 11, 2010 - 12:04 AM
Nicks jiz is contagious
March 11, 2010 - 8:39 AM
Truly truly fucking contagious outrageous. Jiz.
Jiz.
March 11, 2010 - 10:07 AM
Messes. All of you.
March 11, 2010 - 11:43 AM
Misha thought Specimen 1 was Alfie. hehe.
by the time he got to Speciwoman 3, he referenced us all as “messes.”
March 11, 2010 - 11:54 AM
Misses. Not messes. All of us.