Our dumb friend Nick was off it last night while live tweeting during American Idol… I couldn’t help but repost his magnificently obsessive IdolTweets about his new 4, Lee Dewyze.

Lee: I didn’t enjoy the song but I’d enjoy going down

Paige: pitchy much. Never sing low again. Tell Lee I’d go down. Worst performance since Anthony Federov. Or whatever.

Tim: nice try but I can see under that bowl of hair and I know you over performed to make up for your shady vocals. Get me Lee.

Aaron: just not enough energy for me. The song is too big like Lee. That’s right… I said it.

Crystal: you are such a mess. Love it like a hot shot in the butt from Lee.

Gokey: ugh I hate you so much. Die and join your wife. Oh. What? Oops I mean Mike. p.s. Lee’s packing more than you fatty.

Andrew: I understand your tattoo now. Boring people always try to make themselves more interesting. I’ve seen Lee’s great vine. Get it?

Katie: when it was slow it was good. When it was fast it was bad. Kind of like Lee and I in bed last night. Hunnnss.

Casey: you don’t know the power of love like Lee does and let me tell you girl… motha fucka knows how to love!! p.s. cut your hair

Didi: love that you sang a song about Katie and Anthony Federov. Lee is no good for my butthole. ouch.

Siobhan: So cuties! Love it like Lee’s pee hole… only good things cum from both of you. Eoh.