Nick and I work in two different buildings right next to each other in San Francisco. Once in a while, we’ll get an afternoon coffee together. Gary Jr.: Alright. Coffee time? Nick: Si. Gary Jr.: Perfect. Nick: se ou i a ho sec Gary Jr.: really? se ou i ho sec? are you thai all [...]
January 3, 2011 - 8:35 AM
Tags: coworker, crumbs, fucking nasty pig, I'll Eat It, mooch, Mother's cookies, plate, Ritz crackers, so what, who cares
Posted in I'll Eat It | 6 comments
I forgot all about this story but my coworker told Misha all about it while we were hanging out this weekend. Of course, she waited until the moment I went to the bathroom to secretly tell Misha the story. My coworker was sitting at her desk and I stopped by to chat. She had just [...]
December 31, 2010 - 12:01 AM
Tags: best of 2010, bookshelf, dead, Deadruntz, greatest moments, laughs, not-so-deep thoughts, return'd to sender, shitter, Shouldn't Have Said It Then, so what, Sweetums Series, trolls, who cares, year in review
Posted in D@2 Crew | 10 comments
Yeah yeah. It’s been a year. Wanna fight about it? Remember all those good laughs and poignant moments you had reading our blog whilst you shat on the shitter. Well here they all are again. Ladies and Trolls, drum roll please. It’s our D@2 Year in Review. Love it or die! Best Overall Post / [...]
December 22, 2010 - 11:48 AM
Tags: blanket, blood pool in my left eye, chest cold, couch, flu, I should be single after everything I put him through, I'm disgusting, loogie, mucus, pneumonia, poor misha, so what, who cares
Posted in So What! Who Cares?!? | 8 comments
I was incredibly sick for the last two weeks. I had the flu; I threw up; I busted blood vessels in my eye; I had crazy thick chest congestion…and poor Misha stood by me through thick and thin (mostly thick). One night we were sitting on the couch and I was wrapped in a blanket. [...]
So my parents came to visit this weekend. While having Cornish hens I saw my dad jabbing a steak knife deep into his mouth. “Oh! My! God! Dad! What are you doing?? Why are you jabbing a steak knife in and out of your mouth?!?” He looks at me rolls his eyes and says, “I [...]
December 6, 2010 - 11:09 PM
Tags: benutty drolls, dragqueenism, earphone jack, fingernails, goddamnit, iPhone, lucky penny toilets, nasty cow, nick opines, so what, white plastic, who cares
Posted in So What! Who Cares?!? | 3 comments
All last week I’ve been complaining about my iPhone. The headphones keep crapping out and I only can hear out of the left ear. I had to keep pushing the headphones in and twisting it around in order to get a good connection. Nick, of course, had an absolute opinion as to why my phone [...]
So this morning I woke up to Misha grinning from ear to ear. “What’s your deal?” I ask. “You don’t remember what you did last night, do you?” he responds. “I did nothing other than sleep. Why?” “So you don’t remember pulling the covers off me and blowing me in your sleep?” I don’t remember [...]
So I noticed a lump on the nape of my neck two days ago. I thought it was a mole or something but then it grew and got bigger and bigger. And then it started to hurt. I was hella freaking out. I had Misha check it out. He had no idea what it was [...]
March 31, 2010 - 11:59 PM
Tags: Ab Aeterno, american idol teeth, butthole, chameleon/gary jr. tongue, Chelsea Lately, Condoms, Discovery Channel Life, Goldfrapp's Rocket, House of the Rising Sun, komodo dragons, Lee Dewyze, loseit app, mothers utters, music video masterpiece, Nestor Carbonell, pebble toads, PianoChatImprov, Raven, RuPaul's Drag Race, Siobhan Magnus, Strokes Awareness Month, Tatiana, Telephone, Tyler Oakley
Posted in D@2 Crew | 3 comments
Let’s take a look at the things in entertainment that the D@2 bloggers loved most in the month of March! Nick Contestant on RuPaul’s Drag Race: Raven I seriously hated this bitch when the show first started, but now that we are down to the top 4… I can’t get enough. She is such a [...]
Watch this or die. Scroll to :43. Or watch the whole thing, it’s only a minute long. So what! Who cares?!?
March 12, 2010 - 2:57 PM
The person you should really be telling this to is Misha, because girl.. he is the one that’s gonna need to know what to look for and what to do.
Poor Alfie.
March 12, 2010 - 4:27 PM
you wish gary jr… you wish
March 12, 2010 - 7:56 PM
This killed me. It has to be one of your best posts ever — if not THE best. So clevs.