I had a lot of leftovers from my St. Patty’s dinner. So I ate corned beef and cabbage for two days straight. On Day Three, I woke up gasping. Somehow my blankets enveloped me in some type of gas chamber bubble. Once I shifted, the bubble popped and gas permeated the whole house. I had to open all the windows in the whole house for fear of methane poisoning. This is Misha’s lot in life.

So what! Who cares?!?