So I noticed a lump on the nape of my neck two days ago. I thought it was a mole or something but then it grew and got bigger and bigger. And then it started to hurt. I was hella freaking out. I had Misha check it out. He had no idea what it was [...]
March 31, 2010 - 11:59 PM
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Let’s take a look at the things in entertainment that the D@2 bloggers loved most in the month of March!
Nick
Contestant on RuPaul’s Drag Race: Raven
I seriously hated this bitch when the show first started, but now that we are down to the top 4… I can’t get enough. She is such a god damn [...]
Watch this or die.
Scroll to :43. Or watch the whole thing, it’s only a minute long. So what! Who cares?!?
I had a zit on the inside of my nose once. It was painful. Like a deep pain. I could see a whitehead forming inside my nostril but I just couldn’t get to it. So I figured it would eventually go away. And it did. Then a few days later, a new zit appeared. This [...]
A few weeks ago I applied for a job and played phone tag with the recruiter. She left me a message saying that they would like to interview me and she confirmed a date. So I called her back and got her voicemail. This was the voice message I left for her:
“Hi. This is Gary Jr. returning [...]
Last night I was relaxing on the couch with Misha. We were cuddling and he reached around to give my tush a little squeeze…and he starts laughing and laughing. I feel his finger playing with something and then he asks me, “Why do you have a quarter stuck to your buttcheek?”
Frankly, I don’t know the answer [...]
So my boyfriend Misha says to me at lunchtime yesterday, “Gosh, baby. Human bodies are so inefficient at processing food. Haven’t you ever wondered why we have to eat three meals a day? Wouldn’t it be better if it were just one meal a day?”
Firstly, hells no! And nope. Never wondered that. Secondly, I was [...]
When I was a young lad, I was playing on the living room shag carpet near the couch. And I spotted a little beef jerky under the couch that I must have dropped several days earlier when my Mom bought it.
I snatched it up and greedily chewed. It was a dog treat.
So what! Who cares?!?
A few years ago my lips swelled up and I went to the ER. The gay nurse man looked at me and said “Honey! What gave you those Amanda Lepore lips?” And I said, “I’ve been eating nothing but Vlasic pickles for the last two days!”
So what! Who cares?!?
January 10, 2010 - 11:38 AM
Tags: dip, so what, who cares
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Misha and I went out last night for drinks and nibblies. When we ran out of bread for the artichoke-spinach dip, I used the butter knife.
So what! Who cares?!?
March 12, 2010 - 2:57 PM
The person you should really be telling this to is Misha, because girl.. he is the one that’s gonna need to know what to look for and what to do.
Poor Alfie.
March 12, 2010 - 4:27 PM
you wish gary jr… you wish
March 12, 2010 - 7:56 PM
This killed me. It has to be one of your best posts ever — if not THE best. So clevs.