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So What! Who Cares?!?
I had a zit on the inside of my nose once. It was painful. Like a deep pain. I could see a whitehead forming inside my nostril but I just couldn’t get to it. So I figured it would eventually go away. And it did. Then a few days later, a new zit appeared. This time on the outside of my nostril but in the same place as the inside zit. I was pissed. It hurt and grew. Finally, I couldn’t take it anymore and popped it. No sooner had I popped it and a single strand of hair came out of it, root first.
Yes, that’s right, folks & trolls. I had an ingrown nose hair come out backwards through the outside of my nostril. So what! Who cares?!?
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Aunt F is tagged. (insert giggle here). Love it.
March 9, 2010 - 1:45 PM
I love her and I don’t even know her. Hehe.
March 9, 2010 - 1:45 PM
lol.. only you would have this problem! hahaha
March 9, 2010 - 2:09 PM
I just threw up my lunch! Thanks girl I guess that means I can start my calories over for the day.
Also: you left out the best part – when Manuel called you out on that zit in front of everyone!
March 9, 2010 - 2:10 PM
You would love her if you met her too. I don’t know anyone who can say they’ve met Aunt F. and don’t love her.
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Me
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