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Shouldn’t Have Said It Then
Aunt F doesn’t know who she is dealing with. When she tried to tell me she wasn’t going to compete in my Survivor challenge this year I had to tell her the business. Look at this email thread we had the other day:
Aunt F: not sure about playing this season, don’t really like all the lying to the face stuff, I’m too sensitive. Maybe I can help?
Benutty: No. You’re going to play.
Aunt F: You can’t make me. Gary Jr. might kill me.
Benutty: He loves you. He’d want to be on your tribe. Think of all the pre-game alliances you could make now that you know these fools!
Aunt F: Been done. We’ll see if you need people.
Benutty: hahahaha. Fine. We’ll play with Patron rather than beer.
Aunt F: I’m in.
In the words of Nicka — whatever mami wants, mami gets. yes.
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Reality Show Star
September 23, 2010 - 1:00 PM
Tags: amazing race, American Idol, Big Brother, biggest loser, poll, Project Runway, RuPaul's Drag Race, Survivor, top chef
Posted in Posts by Nick | 10 comments
I just added a new poll to the site asking “Which reality show/competition would you love to be on?”. You can choose up to 3 that interest you, and let us know in the comments why… If it is not on the list, put it in the comments as well. PS: Attempting to fix the [...]
TV Premiere Week! [Thursday]
September 23, 2010 - 12:23 PM
Tags: $#*! My Dad Says, 30 Rock, abc, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Apprentice, big bang theory, Bones, bravo, cbs, Community, CSI, cw, fox, fringe, Grey's Anatomy, Jersey Shore, lifetime, mentalist, MTV, my generation, nbc, Nikita, On The Road with Austin and Santino, Outsourced, Private Practice, Project Runway, Real Housewives, Survivor, The Office, top chef just desserts, Vampire Diaries
Posted in Posts by Nick | 1 comment
First off… how fucking good was last nights tribal council on Survivor? I lost my shit multiple times. This is by far one of the most entertaining groups they have had in a while. It is just missing a bitchy queer. What’s up Survivor producers??? Where all the gays at? Second… how crazy is that [...]
TV Premiere Week! [Wednesday]
September 22, 2010 - 10:44 AM
Tags: abc, america's next top model, better with you, bravo, brittney, cbs, cougar town, criminal minds, cw, discovery, fox, Glee, hell's kitchen, hellcats, la ink, law & order, man vs wild, modern family, nbc, panther, raising hope, she's got the look, Survivor, the defenders, the middle, the whole truth, tlc, top chef just desserts, tv land, undercovers
Posted in Posts by Nick | 1 comment
Oh hunnnns! How good was Glee last night?!?! The Panther killed me, and when Brittney said “Stop the violence” hahaha. I ended up watching the two shows after Glee… the first one “Raising Hope” was actually not too bad in that campy typical fox sitcom way, but the second was unbearable to watch. Let’s see [...]
Question of the Week 03/27 – 04/02
March 27, 2010 - 4:30 PM
Tags: alejandro, dance in the dark, gary's purple rose, Lady GaGa, little monsters, Patron
Posted in Question of the Week | 1 comment
This week’s question was asked by AuntF of Benicia, CA: Ok, so tell me, how does a middle-aged (yet, somewhat cool) straight couple attend a Lady GaGa concert and fit in? I don’t think we are part of her “Little Monsters”, but we do love her! We really want to go, but don’t want to [...]
Shouldn’t Have Said It (About Me and My Friends)
March 25, 2010 - 7:21 AM
Tags: Aunt F., cunty cousin, hella desperate, how long until you are officially a born again?, HRH Hannah, Spagnolo Survivor Challenge, the saddest, we love everyone so much
Posted in Shouldn't Have Said It Then | 3 comments
blah blah blahdiddy blah starting halfway into a conversation I was having with my cousin HRH Hannah about her possibly playing in my Survivor Challenge… Mar 18, 2010 5:40 pm Hannah I don’t want to play. They’re mean! Benutty No one is mean! It’s all in fun and you’d be on the “family” tribe with [...]
Desperate. Hella Desperate.
March 19, 2010 - 12:07 AM
Tags: bear trap, Benutty's family, D@2 readers, Facebook referral we'll take it!, Gary ate a cheeseburger churned it into a lollipop and fed it to Misha, hella desperate, Little Mark, mucho mami honey, Spagnolo Survivor Challenge, when does the next D@2 death film come out?
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 5 comments
Swear. My family is mucho big coz my Grandma had 10 kids/trolls and they are all hella mami desperate for me to blog about them! Like this queer cousin of mine, Little Mark, that decided to plug D@2 on Facebook. Loves. Truth be told, I talked to him about participating in my 2nd annual Survivor [...]
I Like Corned Beef
March 18, 2010 - 6:28 PM
Tags: Aunt F., corned beef, flan, four stomachs, irish people, me
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 4 comments
That’s all that needs to be said. I like corned beef and I will eat it. Don’t get it twisted. I love the Irish.
Question of the Week (03/06 – 03/12)
March 11, 2010 - 1:25 PM
Tags: catch your breath cow, catch your breath pig, James Clement, Javier2, NoName1, NYRandom, Ozzy Lusth, Parvati Shallow, xtube
Posted in Question of the Week | 8 comments
Q: Answer the following questions using no more than one sentence? What person/s do you most credit with shaping who you are? Oscar, Mark, Paul, Elijah, John, NoName1, Jamaal, DCharles, Francis, NoName2, X, Javier1, Dan, NYRandom, Justin, X, Javier2, Ed, and maybe a few others. If you were stranded on a desert island, what three [...]
So What! Who Cares?!?
March 9, 2010 - 1:21 PM
Tags: Aunt F., ingrown, nose hair, so what, who cares, zits
Posted in So What! Who Cares?!? | 7 comments
I had a zit on the inside of my nose once. It was painful. Like a deep pain. I could see a whitehead forming inside my nostril but I just couldn’t get to it. So I figured it would eventually go away. And it did. Then a few days later, a new zit appeared. This [...]
Question of the Week (02/27 – 03/05)
March 4, 2010 - 2:52 PM
Tags: Alexander the Great, campanile, fivesome, foursome, new Bill of Rights, Ozzy Lusth, phone sex, Rihanna, Sonica, Taoism
Posted in Question of the Week | 2 comments
Q: Answer the following taboo questions: RELIGION, PHILOSOPHY AND POLITICS: 01) Do you believe in God? Mostly no. But I believe that “God” is one interpretation of what I believe to be a unifying spiritual center to the world. 02) What religion, if any, do you most identify yourself with? Probably Taoism — mostly with [...]
March 8, 2010 - 4:12 PM
Oh she better play! I’ll contibute some Patron. Hehe.
Gary Jr. doesn’t kill. Nick/Crack kills.
March 8, 2010 - 4:29 PM
Also, in the Haus of Hunnies, I happen to be the sensitive one among us.
March 8, 2010 - 7:00 PM
Aunt F. will play.. and she’ll cut throats
March 9, 2010 - 5:00 PM
Gary Jr., you told me I was going to die.
You know I can’t let something fun happen around me and not participate, but this time I will be ruthless like Frankie Rose. Nick is going down early!
Also, Uncle D. will be playing again (maybe this time he will pick me to be on his tribe and someone can actually have my back?????).
March 9, 2010 - 6:17 PM
best part of your strategy is that you’re putting it out on the table already
March 10, 2010 - 7:59 PM
right.
March 10, 2010 - 8:56 PM
I don’t recall any death threats. But do note the hunnies glossary. There you will find a lovely definition for death and dying.
March 10, 2010 - 8:59 PM
Oops! I mean hate. Look up hate. Eee! Gads! Hate not death. Lol
March 11, 2010 - 6:01 PM
This is what you wrote: “Oh really? You’re dead, Bearded Lady! Hahaha” I’m pretty sure you meant me, but then again, you could have meant Benutty…..
March 11, 2010 - 9:14 PM
Bearded Lady will always be our lil Benutty-troll-baby. But if you want to assume the title I will gladly accept auditions.
Also, xoxo.
March 12, 2010 - 7:56 AM
Ok, I take it all back. Love you, hate Benutty.