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Recipe for Class: GaGa Makes a Music Video Masterpiece
The reason Lady GaGa is so goddamn amazing is because she cares. Caring is classy. Plain and simple. Compared to her contemporaries — politicians who don’t care enough to fix our failing system, citizens who don’t care enough to vote, blog readers who don’t care enough to comment, etc. — the Gaggers is a breath of fresh air. It’s just nice to have an entertainer who considers every aspect of her image, her audience, and her beliefs.
For evidence, look no further than the much anticipated “Telephone” video. It’s a motherfucking masterpiece. This is how you make a fucking classy music video:
And this how not to be classy:
Oops. Sorry, FrankieRose and I musta had a little too much champerelles.
Tags: anal beads as musical instrument, Beyonce, champerelles, dyke prison guards, FrankieRose, GaGa Bear, kill 'em all, kill a cow make a burger, Lady GaGa, mini-film, music video masterpiece, poison, product placement as a statement, Pussy Wagon, So You Think Trolls Can Dance, Telephone
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Sweetums Sings Italiano
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Tags: Americano, krieks, Lady GaGa, Lady Sings Americano. housewarming party, sour beers, Sweetums
Posted in Sweetums Series | 2 comments
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Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 1 comment
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Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 3 comments
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Posted in Love It / Hate It | 7 comments
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Tags: Born This Way, called it, God Makes No Mistakes, grammy's 2011, I'm on the Right Track Baby, Lady GaGa, Nostrafagmus, pointy shoulders, shoulder implants, shoulder photos, Year of the Shoulder
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 4 comments
So remember that post at the beginning of 2011 where I hailed it the Year of the Shoulder. Well, my dear Lady Gaga heard about the post. Who knew Lady Gaga loved our little blog. Well the blog loves you too, Gaga. Just glad that bitch finally got her shoulder implants. FINALLY. Gary and Gaga [...]
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Posted in Posts by Benutty | 5 comments
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Tags: Benutty Christmas, Brooch Boutique vs. Brooch Barn, flipped off, FrankieRose, I want some more homemade minestrone, real Italians re-gift, sugar cookies, when Aunt Fran attacks
Posted in Paparazzi, Posts by Benutty, Videos | 4 comments
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Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
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Posted in Posts by Nick, Videos | 5 comments
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March 12, 2010 - 12:10 AM
i am glad the anal beads are finally getting some sort of use…
Messes
March 12, 2010 - 9:58 AM
Loling at 10 am in the office because of you and FrankieRose. Loves it.
March 12, 2010 - 10:25 AM
OMG! The antithesis of class.
Both video’s were completely absent of any relevance to the song.
One had nipple pasties though, so it wins.
March 12, 2010 - 11:27 AM
My favorite is you making “Got no direction” look like a cheesy dubbed Kung Fu movie. Hahaha. I’m going to call that subtle detail your artistic license and not a Troll brainfart.
Kudos to the green sequins for making an appearance!
March 12, 2010 - 11:39 AM
The famous green sequins was just too GaGa to not be used in the video.