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Archive for March, 2010
Question of the Week 03/27 – 04/02
Mar 27th
This week’s question was asked by AuntF of Benicia, CA:
Ok, so tell me, how does a middle-aged (yet, somewhat cool) straight couple attend a Lady GaGa concert and fit in? I don’t think we are part of her “Little Monsters”, but we do love her! We really want to go, but don’t want to feel old and ordinary.
Let me break it down:
- I have met both of you and you two are anything but old and/or ordinary
- Lady Gaga loves all her fans equally no matter what the age (except for Gary Jr.)
- I’ve seen you drink girl… so pick up some beers at the concession stand and go wild (or bring some Patron… hunnns)
- Most of all… Who gives a fuck what anyone thinks… You go to that concert and have a great fucking time.
Thanks for the question btw. 
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Stay tuned for the other responses this week.
Question of the Week (03/20 – 03/26)
Mar 27th
What’s the one thing without being bored?
Sadly it’s TV watching as long as I have some sodiepop and some chips n salsa and some pickles.
So maybe that means eating is my favorite activity.
Sorry for the short answer but I wanted to answer it before Nick posts the next QoW.
Toodles!
Kris Kross
Mar 26th
Remember Kris Kross from the early 90s. Kris Kross will make you jump jump! Those dumb preteen “rappers”… with their pants worn so that the ass pockets were on the front. They started a stupid trend in the denim world.
Me: What’s wrong with your jeans?
You: It’s so cool. It’s called Kris-Krossed!
Me: No, idiot. It’s called backwards.
D@2 Guest Blogger
Mar 25th
Do you have something you want to say? A funny story? A rant? Well now is your chance to get something posted to D@2.
Simply write a blog about any subject you’d like, and include a title, tags you’d like associated to it and pictures (if any). You will also need to answer this simple question:
If you were on the Haus of Hunnies farm, what animal would you be, and why?
We will review the entries, and post the best one on Thursday, April 1st at 12pm.
You have from now until midnight (pst) March 31st to submit your blog post.
Please submit all your information to questions@deadat2am.com.
Information needed:
- Your blog post
- A title
- Tags
- Your name (Use an alias if you prefer)
- Answer question: If you were on the Haus of Hunnies farm, what animal would you be, and why?
Diet Update 03/25/10
Mar 25th
According to my iPhone app “LoseIt”, today I should have reached my first goal of 199 pounds. I weighed myself this morning, and I am exactly 199 pounds today! YAY! I have now lost 13 pounds in the last 4 1/2 weeks.
My new goal now is to get to 189 pounds. According to LoseIt, I should reach this goal on April 29, 2010. Wish me luck!
02/15/10 – 212 pounds
02/22/10 – 212 pounds (Failed)
03/01/10 – 210 pounds (-2)
03/08/10 – 205 pounds (-5)
03/15/10 – 203 pounds (-2)
03/22/10 – 200 pounds (-3)
03/25/10 – 199 pounds (-1)
Total Lost to Date: 13 pounds
Shouldn’t Have Said It (About Me and My Friends)
Mar 25th
blah blah blahdiddy blah starting halfway into a conversation I was having with my cousin HRH Hannah about her possibly playing in my Survivor Challenge…
Mar 18, 2010 5:40 pm
Hannah
I don’t want to play. They’re mean!Benutty
No one is mean! It’s all in fun and you’d be on the “family” tribe with your mom and dadHannah
Your friends are mean. I read your blog. Fuck YOU’RE mean. But I love you.Benutty
Hahaha we aren’t mean we love everyone so muchHannah
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha have you ever listened to 710 am Christian radio in Sac? They love everyone too.Mar 18, 2010 6:10 pm
Hannah
I’ll talk to Sid cuz at least if he plays I know someone will be on my sideBenutty
Exactly!!! Daniel is gonna be on the friends side lol. And then I’m gonna seduce him and get back with himHannah
LOL that’s hot. Awww you miss him.Benutty
No lol I miss sexHannah
It’s hard for me to believe you don’t have sex.Benutty
Once since August. I’m not a whorebagHannah
Ew that is the most sad thing I’ve heard all day.Benutty
And I’M mean????? My FRIENDS are mean?!?! You just called your cousin SAD! THE SADDEST!!Hannah
No I said that only having sex once in 7 months is sad. The saddest.Benutty
Me… expect this convo to show up on the blog.Hannah
LOL as long as you put the WHOLE thing. At least then Daniel will know you still want him. And maybe you’ll get laid. Love you!Benutty
Hahahaha you’re such a bitch I love it. You and your mom are such good material for d@2.Hannah
You’re welcome.
ToiletPost
Mar 24th
It’s weird – you’d have no idea that Gary Jr. is on vacation this week coz there’s been no change in the frequency of his posting or commenting.
The Twitter Bird Just Shit on Your Head
Mar 24th
Our dumb friend Nick was off it last night while live tweeting during American Idol… I couldn’t help but repost his magnificently obsessive IdolTweets about his new 4, Lee Dewyze.
Lee: I didn’t enjoy the song but I’d enjoy going down
Paige: pitchy much. Never sing low again. Tell Lee I’d go down. Worst performance since Anthony Federov. Or whatever.
Tim: nice try but I can see under that bowl of hair and I know you over performed to make up for your shady vocals. Get me Lee.
Aaron: just not enough energy for me. The song is too big like Lee. That’s right… I said it.
Crystal: you are such a mess. Love it like a hot shot in the butt from Lee.
Gokey: ugh I hate you so much. Die and join your wife. Oh. What? Oops I mean Mike. p.s. Lee’s packing more than you fatty.
Andrew: I understand your tattoo now. Boring people always try to make themselves more interesting. I’ve seen Lee’s great vine. Get it?
Katie: when it was slow it was good. When it was fast it was bad. Kind of like Lee and I in bed last night. Hunnnss.
Casey: you don’t know the power of love like Lee does and let me tell you girl… motha fucka knows how to love!! p.s. cut your hair
Didi: love that you sang a song about Katie and Anthony Federov. Lee is no good for my butthole. ouch.
Siobhan: So cuties! Love it like Lee’s pee hole… only good things cum from both of you. Eoh.
Nick’s Greatest Moments: The Ketchup Incident
Mar 24th
My friend Vanessa and I decided one day to go to the Hard Rock Cafe for lunch. I ordered a cheeseburger and fries, and she ordered something that made her fat. Anyways I reached for the ketchup, and shook the bottle. There is nothing worse than pouring ketchup out of a bottle, and the only thing that comes out is that weird watery stuff. Gross! You have to mix that shit before you pour it. So here I am shaking away when suddenly the cap flies off, and before I know it ketchup splatters all over my face. I mean it was everywhere, covering one of my eyes, in my hair, in my ear… awful. Vanessa just gasped, and didn’t say a word. Probably because back then I had a very short temper and this was just the thing to set me off. Everything just kind of went silent until I started to hear laughs from the other diners. I asked Vanessa to give me some napkins, and started to clean my face off. Some random diners also walked over and gave me their napkins. Since I was in shock I really didn’t even think about losing my shit. I mean how can you really get pissed at anyone but yourself in this situation. Eventually I had to go to the bathroom and wash my hair in the sink using hand soap as shampoo. Unfortunately the counter tops in the bathroom were all wet, and when I bent down to wash my hair my shirt got soaked. I came out of the bathroom looking like a complete mess. I finished my cold cheeseburger and left.
I was going to go home and take a shower right away, but I decided to go to the mall with Vanessa and shop a little first. A couple hours later I headed home to finally take a shower when I ran into my neighbor Kisha:
- Kisha: Oh my god… what happened man?
- Me: What?
- Kisha: Dude… you’re bleeding.
- Me: What? Where?
- Kisha: Behind your ear.
I reached up to feel behind my ear, and there was a big glob of ketchup there. So embarrassing, I walked all over the mall with ketchup behind my ear.
So yea.. Remember to check the cap before shaking the bottle. Okay!
And that… is one of Nick’s Greatest Moments.
Question of the Week (03/20 – 03/26)
Mar 24th
This week’s question was asked by 3rin of San Francisco, CA:
What ONE activity could you do all day long without getting bored? And no…the answer is not abortions, Jiz.
One activity huh? You tube videos and porn both seem plausible, although I’ve never attempted either for a full day. I think I could go hiking someplace scenic or bike riding all day with enough energy. It really depends on what constitutes all day? If were talking all 16 waking hours or a full 24 hour event then I would probably have to choose something that involves more coffee and booze for me to stay entertained and awake for that long.
Final answer: Camping. If camping counts as one activity then it wins. Drinking, hiking, possibly some swimming, games, camp fires, food, friends, tranquility. Yes. I choose camping.
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Stay tuned for the other responses this week.
Vintage Mami-Aunties
Mar 24th
Benutty & Gary Jr. at Nick’s 30th Birthday-Funeral Party in 2007:
looking sad
feeling sad
eating sad
sexing sad
Glee – Sneaky Gays
Mar 23rd
Glee returns April 13th. YAY. This clip had me weak (Benutty… weak means it made me laugh a lot).