Next stop… Horror!
Oh I’ll Mark My Spot Alright
Thanks to 3rin I now have a new 3rd Obsession (1st Obsession is the Telephone video and 2nd Obsession is still Jiz). Three cheers for viral marketing campaigns.
And how much more sexy is Mehcad Brooks/Eggs knowing his stance on marriage??!!
Tags: "wanna see my dick?", 1st Obsession, 2nd Obsession, 3rd Obession, 3rin, Calvin Klein X, Fernando Verdasco, Hidetoshi Nakata, Jiz, Kellan Lutz, mark your spot, Mehcad Brooks, Telephone video, tighty whities, Towleroad, until gay people can marry, viral marketing campaigns, yes please
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World Premiere Video of Sweetums
April 8, 2010 - 9:19 PM
Tags: Bubbles Devere, Divine, haus of hunnies, Kylie Minogue, Lady GaGa, Oprah, Steve Anderson, Sweetums, Telephone video, world premiere
Posted in Sweetums Series, Videos | 9 comments
Hey folks and troll babies–
I’m so sorry that I’ve been silent for so long. You see, I went to the Russian River Valley for a weeklong spa vacay with Misha. It was so much fun. We drank too much wine and made way too many babies. Anyhoo, after that we headed right into the studio. [...]
Style2010: Everyone Wants a Brooch!
April 6, 2010 - 2:32 PM
Tags: 3rin, accessorizing, American Idol, bro-oche, brooch, jazz it up!, manscaping, rhinestones are in, style trends of 2010, [adult swim]
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 4 comments
Girls! Everyone is wearing brooches now. I’m so ahead of the times and I swear everyone is copying my mami-style. Those assholes on American Idol are pinning ‘em to their cardigans & blazers and now, thanks to 3rin, I find out that sketch comics are spoofing the fad! Check it out:
Question of the Week (03/20 – 03/26)
March 20, 2010 - 12:20 PM
Tags: 3rin, 4 stomachs, board games, catan, computer games, dead, drinking games, games, millions, pictionary, thighs, video games
Posted in Question of the Week | 3 comments
This week’s question was asked by 3rin of San Francisco, CA:
What ONE activity could you do all day long without getting bored? And no…the answer is not abortions, Jiz.
I would have to say… making fun of Benutty’s thighs and Gary Jr.’s 4 stomachs. Oh ok.. I guess the real answer is that I could play [...]
These Are a Few of My Favorite Things
March 10, 2010 - 8:12 PM
Tags: chips & sour cream is a delicacy known only to mamis not aunties or buzzies, eyePhone, hibernate in a man's open legs, Jiz, Lobbycrotch, men's crotches, MUNIcrotch, open wide, pictures of strangers, private investigator, really fucking love
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 12 comments
I really fucking love a lot of things in the world, but two things I really really really freaking effing fucking love are 1) taking private investigator photos of strangers on my eyePhone, and 2) men’s crotches.
And on top of that, I jiz over a hottie that sits with his legs wide apart. Oooooooaaaahooohhh hunnnnns. [...]
Month in Media: February
February 28, 2010 - 11:59 PM
Tags: 70s miscarriages, abortions, beep, dirty tranny, drag race, Evan Lysacek, goldfrapp, iphone app, Jenny Slate, Jiz, K80Blog, katereadsbooks, Lost, matthew fox, mothership, Rihanna, Rude Boy, RuPaul's Drag Race, sex, sexiness, shaun white, Sienna d'Enima, SNL, Survivor, Tina Tina, winter olympics
Posted in D@2 Crew | 3 comments
Let’s take a look at the things in entertainment that the D@2 bloggers loved most in the month of February!
Benutty
YouTube Clip – Jiz: The Abortion Episode by Sienna d’Enima
I’m sorry. The Jiz episodes are like The Amazing Race at the Emmys — they will always be my favorite clips so long as a new one [...]
Question of the Week (02/20 – 02/26)
February 24, 2010 - 11:30 PM
Tags: 3rin, 9-inch zipper, American Idol qutoes, ankle length, casual front pleats, commercials, Digital Video Recording Artist, Ellen, hot mess, mom jeans, not a woman anymore, SNL
Posted in Question of the Week | 6 comments
Q: What TV commercial bothers you the most?
I rarely watch live TV because I’m a professional Digital Video Recording Artist. I really hate commercials. All of them. And my roommate, 3rin, gets a wet vagina for them — sometimes she rewinds them and makes me watch them — because she works in advertising.
Look, bitches. I [...]
D@2 Roll Call
February 21, 2010 - 4:34 PM
Tags: 3rin, carnita taco, FrankieRose, Miss Cunt's class, panda slippers he really has them trust me, please stop wearing that brown striped hoodie Gary Jr thank you, rainbow pinwheel, Rayho, roll call, you're welcome
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 7 comments
Sometimes I wonder if our readers get pissed that they have no idea what any of us look like. So in case you care to have a mental image of the tragic faces that post & comment on our blog, here ya go. I also threw in some snapshots I took of my parents & [...]
D@2 Blogger Fails to Make Olympic Team!
February 19, 2010 - 8:33 PM
Tags: 3rin, dent in the couch, fat on the couch, hoglympics, Nick fail, oink, Olympics, pig fail, RuPaulisms, trailer trash, trials & tribulations, Vancouver, wannabe
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 5 comments
Thanks to the masterful detective work of my roommate, 3rin, we were able to unearth the infamous story of that time last summer that Nick trained for the Olympics. Too bad homepig didn’t make the team. Maybe next time. Oink!
Remember: If you can’t love yourself, then how the hell you gonna love somebody else? Can [...]
Keep the Monkey Caged!, They Say
February 6, 2010 - 12:45 AM
Tags: "wanna see my dick?", baby hands, caged monkey, camping, intervention, paparazzi, sloppy drunk monkey
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 2 comments
We don’t let the monkey outta his cage often because when we do he always manages to hurt himself and our reputation. Take for example the time we brought him along camping — our resident chimp had 8 drinks too many and was photographed by the paparazzi falling backwards off the log by the campfire!
Now, [...]
Shouldn’t Have Said It Then
February 2, 2010 - 12:07 AM
Tags: 3rin, Benutty's family, deadat2am, debbie downers, FrankieRose, iPhone
Posted in Shouldn't Have Said It Then | 6 comments
I can’t help, but give a huge shout-out to my adorable family that I recently learned is addicted to the blog. And what better way to pay my respects to them than to put them on blast via a conversation with Nick!! Then Nick starts ranting about his coworkers! We’re all very happy that people [...]
March 13, 2010 - 10:03 AM
Oh. My. Geh-yad! My 1st Obsession. Sorry GaGa and Honey B.
March 13, 2010 - 1:07 PM
Oh Eggs. Poached. Scrambled. Deviled. Eggs. At modera liquor.
March 13, 2010 - 1:32 PM
Cherry Cherry Boom Boom
March 13, 2010 - 1:36 PM
Wanna see my dick?