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Not-So-Deep Conversations
Gary Jr.: I love scary movies
Nick: I don’t… well I don’t when I’m with you… You always squeeze my leg hella hard when something scares you.
Gary Jr.: (looking at an old man walking by) I want to be like that when I’m old. Standing straight, looking good.
Nick: Yea but you’d be in a wheelchair
Gary Jr.: Dead! (grabs my leg hard) Oops… I was watching a horror movie
Nick: Yea… of your life
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