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Not-So-Deep Conversations
(Picture it… I’m sitting on a cement block in the park near the Ferry Building)
Tourist: Excuse me… do you live here?
Nick: In the park?
Tourist: Um… no… in San Francisco?
Nick: Oooohhhh… yea.
oops.
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And I’M the dumb one?!?!
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I don’t get it.