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Gary Courtney
St. Patrick’s Day was yesterday and that meant another day that Gary Jr. could dress up. This mess really went all out this time. He headed over to Variety Shop on Clement and 4th Avenue, and picked up his best Courtney Love outfit. He was seen walking down Geary Blvd like this:
The Inner Richmond will never be the same again.
Tags: courtney love, cow, cute stalkings, gary courtney, mess, St. Patrick's Day, the gary series, variety shop
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Protect Yourself
March 24, 2011 - 3:02 PM
Tags: america, cow, NRA, protect yourself, things that make me think of you
Posted in Things That Make Me Think Of You | 2 comments
Congratulations… Gary Jr. just became an official member of the NRA. Look out America!
Jay Found His Present
March 11, 2011 - 2:31 PM
Tags: cow, gift, lil aflie?, Llama, pocket, present, suit, that thong thong thong thong thong, troll, underwear
Posted in Posts by Nick | 6 comments
Who is responsible? Jay busted out his suit yesterday to go to a meeting, and this was found inside the pocket…
Gary Santa
December 23, 2010 - 3:05 AM
Tags: Gary Santa, ho'ing, oakland, poor misha, poor poor misha, spiced holiday ale, the gary series
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
Never give Gary Jr. a couple of large bottles of homemade Spiced Holiday Ale. After a couple hours he starts to believe he is Santa, and goes out on the town ho’ing. Poor Misha found him in a dark alley in Oakland like this:
Someone Was Drunk Last Night
December 11, 2010 - 3:08 PM
Tags: christmas parties can be rough, cute brooch, dirty troll, drunk, i wonder what text he sent to gary was, is this a shouldn't have said it then? oops., lays, mess, sour cream, toilethugger, vkivrma
Posted in Posts by Nick | 6 comments
Late last night I got a call from Benutty. He was super drunk and wanted me to go to the Cinch with him. I could tell by the slurs, and his unusual kindness that he was in no condition to be out in public, so I declined his offer. Shortly after this call I received [...]
Speaking Of Messes…
October 9, 2010 - 3:01 PM
Tags: booze fairies, Castro, drunk, hickey, mess, mystery, Posts by Jay, typical
Posted in Posts by Nick | 4 comments
Look what I found on Jay this morning… He claims he doesn’t know where it’s from, but he thinks it might be from the booze fairies. You decide…
Nick v. Shalita Double-Double
October 8, 2010 - 9:42 PM
Tags: drunk, exhibit z1, i wanna fuck him, Lucky Penny, mess, monday night drag, Shalita Double-Double, trickies
Posted in Posts by Nick, Videos | 3 comments
In order to prove what a goddamn mess she is, your Honor, I’d like to call the defendant, Shalita Double-Double, to the stand. Rests, Nick
Nick’s Greatest Moments: The Bob Marley Incident
September 21, 2010 - 5:12 PM
Tags: 200th post!, bacardi 151, bob marley, cab, captain morgan, cranberry, crying, drunk, exboyfriend, faces nightclub, gutter, mess, midori, nick's greatest moments, pineapple, puking, skin heads, sloe gin, triple sec
Posted in Greatest Moments | 7 comments
Shortly after my ex-boyfriend Gabe left me, I may have become a bit of an alcoholic. Especially one day when a friend of mine, who shall remain nameless, told me that Gabe had been telling people that I was “mentally and emotionally deranged”. Being young, dumb, and heart broken this was very upsetting to hear, [...]
What’s Going On Here?
July 26, 2010 - 2:00 AM
Tags: headband, mess, Really Alfie?, what?
Posted in Posts by Nick | 6 comments
Furries?
July 20, 2010 - 11:51 AM
Tags: amazing race, cow, is gary jr. into furries?, monkey
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
I’m not really sure what is going on here, but this is how we found Gary Jr. this weekend after the Amazing Race. He sure likes his furry little friends.
Braveheart
July 12, 2010 - 2:46 PM
Tags: audio, braveheart, drunk, entertaining, mel gibson, mess, mo-nique, precious
Posted in Posts by Nick | 6 comments
You know I have never liked Mel Gibson, but I have to say he has gotten very entertaining lately. These tapes of him losing his shit are insane! How has he never played a drunken mess before… he would be perfect. He could have played Precious’ mother better than Mo-Nique… seriously! Go to this page [...]
March 18, 2010 - 9:26 AM
OMFG. Gary Jr., you look amazing.
March 18, 2010 - 9:48 AM
DEAD! lol
March 18, 2010 - 10:07 AM
The taped Xs on your chichiz are so Telephone of you
March 18, 2010 - 8:27 PM
fupa galore…