Next stop… Whores!
Gary Bessie
First came Gary GaGa, then Gary Ke$ha, but now the most outrageous of all…. Gary Bessie!
Once again Gary Jr. visited the world famous Variety Shop on 4th Ave. and Clement Street, and this was the frightening result!!!
Tags: cow, frightening, Gary GaGa, Gary Ke$ha, randy jackson, roseanne barr, the gary series, variety shop
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Protect Yourself
March 24, 2011 - 3:02 PM
Tags: america, cow, NRA, protect yourself, things that make me think of you
Posted in Things That Make Me Think Of You | 2 comments
Congratulations… Gary Jr. just became an official member of the NRA. Look out America!
Jay Found His Present
March 11, 2011 - 2:31 PM
Tags: cow, gift, lil aflie?, Llama, pocket, present, suit, that thong thong thong thong thong, troll, underwear
Posted in Posts by Nick | 6 comments
Who is responsible? Jay busted out his suit yesterday to go to a meeting, and this was found inside the pocket…
This Is American Idol
January 27, 2011 - 12:00 PM
Tags: aerosmith, American Idol, danny gokey, j-lo, jennifer lopez, kara dioguardi, love it / hate it, paula abdul, randy jackson, simon cowell, steven tyler, waiting for tonight
Posted in Love It / Hate It | 2 comments
Time to review the new American Idol: Lets think back to September 22nd 2010 when it was announced that Steven Tyler of Aerosmith, and Jennifer Lopez were the new American Idol judges. I was horrified! I had thought to myself that Steven Tyler had seen too much in his life to ever take American Idol [...]
Gary Santa
December 23, 2010 - 3:05 AM
Tags: Gary Santa, ho'ing, oakland, poor misha, poor poor misha, spiced holiday ale, the gary series
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
Never give Gary Jr. a couple of large bottles of homemade Spiced Holiday Ale. After a couple hours he starts to believe he is Santa, and goes out on the town ho’ing. Poor Misha found him in a dark alley in Oakland like this:
Nick’s Greatest Moments: The Faces Incident
October 26, 2010 - 12:59 PM
Tags: cheers, faces nightclub, john goodman, large marge, nick's greatest moments, roseanne barr, sacramento, sand in your ass, sex on the beach, woody harrelson
Posted in Greatest Moments | 3 comments
In 1998, when I turned 21, I had just come out of the closet, and I didn’t have any gay friends. Hell… I didn’t even know anyone who was gay at this point, but I really wanted too. I had this stupid idea in my head that if I went to a gay bar it [...]
Alfie Gaga
September 1, 2010 - 1:01 AM
Tags: "Look at what the gays have done to me", Alfie Gaga, Alfie's gay summer, drag, Gary GaGa, Poor Kitty
Posted in Posts by Nick | 1 comment
About a month ago Alfie took the stage for the first time in drag to perform at my birthday party… He killed it, but now it has gone to his head! Just look at the transformation since: Wow… What a difference a year makes. Let me introduce you to Alfie Gaga… eat your heart out [...]
Best of Grindr: San Francisco Union Square
August 23, 2010 - 5:41 PM
Tags: best of grindr, date all of 'em, Francis Buxton where are you?, frolic, Gary Ke$ha, looking for a merman, Luis the blue-haired monster, San Francisco Union Square, Shawnito your girl wants to know when you're going to call her back, there will be a part two, toot toot
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 4 comments
I have to admit, the best part about living near Union Square is that with all the hotels and office buildings around there is an ever-evolving flow of new meat to choose from on Grindr. During the day I have access to all the glory hole-loving, married, business types and at night I get to [...]
Santa Maria Gays
August 16, 2010 - 10:16 PM
Tags: Gary Ke$ha, gays, grindr, santa maria, um... what?
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
So I’m in SoCal (technically the central coast but whatever), and look what I found on Grindr. At first I thought it was Gary Ke$ha, but nope just your basic tragedy.
Yeah! What DOES That Make You?
July 29, 2010 - 12:40 PM
Tags: Animal, Gary Ke$ha, Ke$ha, Keshamess, quote, Take It Off, what makes an Alfie?
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 5 comments
Apparently it was Ke$ha that said this, and NOT Gary-Ke$ha as originally assumed by national media: “I have a song I wrote the other night called Take It Off about when I went to a drag show and how really turned on I was by these transvestite men taking clothes off. I was like, what [...]
Furries?
July 20, 2010 - 11:51 AM
Tags: amazing race, cow, is gary jr. into furries?, monkey
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
I’m not really sure what is going on here, but this is how we found Gary Jr. this weekend after the Amazing Race. He sure likes his furry little friends.
March 2, 2010 - 10:32 PM
You’ve captured my true Barr-Jackson essence.
Seriously, I’m hot for this.
March 3, 2010 - 9:35 AM
I’ve been hypnotized by this image. I can’t stop looking.
March 3, 2010 - 9:44 AM
More proof, Alfie, of your obsession with Gary Jr.