Next stop… Whores!
Dear Jay,
Loved your birthday party this weekend, but sorry girl. I took a shit in your bathroom and the odor was kinda pungent. I were lookin’ around for your pumpkin cheesecake october harvest winter rain sunflower Febreze, but couldn’t seem to find it. So I just took a picture hoping I’d locate it later. Sadly, no luck. I did find a giant moose behind your shower curtain though. Take a look!
I’ll just bring my own next time. My bad.
Ciaosies,
Benutty
Tags: Alicia Silverstone, cow, Febreze, hide-n-seek, leave the moose at home, next time, pumpkin cheesecake october harvest winter rain sunflower, Waldo
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You stupid bitches. Who is behind the curtain? I don’t remember inviting a bald guy?
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You invited him. You were just too much a disgusting tragic drunk mess trying to sleep with your straight neighbor to know what the hell was going on at your own party.
Moose pellets in the shower.
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Don’t be jealous of my boogie don’t be jealous of my boogie, you can say that you are not but I always see you looking
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It’s hard to turn your gaze away from such a wreck.