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DeadRuntz Comics #5
PS: This is my 100th post on D@2. Celebrate Bitches!!
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Protect Yourself
March 24, 2011 - 3:02 PM
Tags: america, cow, NRA, protect yourself, things that make me think of you
Posted in Things That Make Me Think Of You | 2 comments
Congratulations… Gary Jr. just became an official member of the NRA. Look out America!
Jay Found His Present
March 11, 2011 - 2:31 PM
Tags: cow, gift, lil aflie?, Llama, pocket, present, suit, that thong thong thong thong thong, troll, underwear
Posted in Posts by Nick | 6 comments
Who is responsible? Jay busted out his suit yesterday to go to a meeting, and this was found inside the pocket…
Nick’s Greatest Moments: The Skateboard Incident
February 7, 2011 - 11:20 AM
Tags: bike, blood, face, gear, meat, my 40th greatest moment... what!, nick's greatest moments, pegs, rear tire, skateboard, sled, superman, thumb, urgent care
Posted in Greatest Moments | 4 comments
Back in 1990, when I was in the 6th grade my friend David and I would always play with my brother’s stuff when he was working. I remember one Saturday morning when we took his skateboard, and we would ride it around like it was a sled. We would start at the top of the [...]
I’m Offended!
November 20, 2010 - 8:27 PM
Tags: body, champes, dead, don't offend me and expect me to put out, fat dick, grindr, juicy
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
While I was on Grindr the other night, just fucking with bitches who messaged me, I got a message from a nasty old guy. At first I thought… “oh this guy is bold!… this is gonna be fun”, but soon after he offended me in the worst way. Read below my pretties! Oh hell no.. [...]
Furries?
July 20, 2010 - 11:51 AM
Tags: amazing race, cow, is gary jr. into furries?, monkey
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
I’m not really sure what is going on here, but this is how we found Gary Jr. this weekend after the Amazing Race. He sure likes his furry little friends.
Drunk & Sober
July 11, 2010 - 8:32 PM
Tags: cow, drunk, I think gary was annoyed by benutty..oops, marina and the diamonds, Sober, SOMA, troll
Posted in Posts by Nick | 5 comments
So Benutty, Gary Jr. and I went to see Marina and the Diamonds at some weird club in SOMA… I wasn’t there long but the other two bitches were. I took pictures before I left… Hmm.. Who was drunk and who was sober I wonder? Benutty or Gary Jr.? Such god damn messes! That’s why [...]
Nick’s Greatest Moments: The Shadow Incident
April 8, 2010 - 10:15 AM
Tags: blood, body, cowboy hat, nick's greatest moments, oil puddle, scary story, shadow, trash can
Posted in Greatest Moments | 5 comments
When I was pretty young, I’d say around 7; some shit went down around 6 in the morning that scared the hell out of me. I had been sleeping in my room, and I needed to pee badly. I got up and headed down the hallway toward the bathroom. If you stood at the door [...]
A Trolls Toys
April 6, 2010 - 11:48 AM
Tags: busted, cow, cuties outfit, flipping the bird, pig, sheep, troll
Posted in Posts by Nick | 1 comment
Look at the disgusting toys Benutty was caught playing with when we weren’t around. A pig, a cow, and a sheep (poor Bradley). I’m offended. But girl… you are looking so thin… the diet is really working out for you. Congrats. Did you borrow that outfit from 3rin’s closet?
Gary Courtney
March 18, 2010 - 8:39 AM
Tags: courtney love, cow, cute stalkings, gary courtney, mess, St. Patrick's Day, the gary series, variety shop
Posted in Posts by Nick | 4 comments
St. Patrick’s Day was yesterday and that meant another day that Gary Jr. could dress up. This mess really went all out this time. He headed over to Variety Shop on Clement and 4th Avenue, and picked up his best Courtney Love outfit. He was seen walking down Geary Blvd like this: The Inner Richmond [...]
Gary Bessie
March 2, 2010 - 8:23 PM
Tags: cow, frightening, Gary GaGa, Gary Ke$ha, randy jackson, roseanne barr, the gary series, variety shop
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
First came Gary GaGa, then Gary Ke$ha, but now the most outrageous of all…. Gary Bessie! Once again Gary Jr. visited the world famous Variety Shop on 4th Ave. and Clement Street, and this was the frightening result!!! This may not be safe for work.
March 23, 2010 - 11:44 AM
Oh that’s also the conversation we had where you got hella scared coz I told you I was getting champes glasses eventhough you had already gotten them for me in Secret Santa. Dumb bitch.
March 23, 2010 - 11:45 AM
Yea it was.. and you are lucky you didn’t buy them… although if you had I was just going to buy you hella shit from the Variety Shop on Clement. What!..
March 24, 2010 - 1:02 AM
The best part about this comic is that the flow of my thoughts really is that random. I can go from wanting to be hairier to wanting to be fatter in a matter of oinks.
March 24, 2010 - 1:49 AM
Yea I had to explain that to some people who “didn’t get it”… I said… “you know benutty… he is fat and bitter”
March 24, 2010 - 8:51 AM
It’s summer, my comic character needs to ditch the scarf and jacket!
March 24, 2010 - 9:39 AM
really? it’s summer? really?