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Sweetums Sings Italiano
May 28, 2011 - 11:36 PM
Tags: Americano, krieks, Lady GaGa, Lady Sings Americano. housewarming party, sour beers, Sweetums
Posted in Sweetums Series | 2 comments
Never ever invite Sweetums to a housewarming during the same month that Lady Gaga releases a new album and never give Sweetums 4-5 sour beers. Lady Sings Americano
My First Cassette Tape
May 21, 2011 - 12:00 AM
Tags: Allison Geyer, allowance money, fabulous 1989, hangin' tough, i'll be loving you forever, Jordan Knight, new kids on the block, Sweetums, Tiger Beat
Posted in Sweetums Series | 4 comments
Nick and I were talking the other day about our fondest childhood memories. We also brought up the first cassettes we owned. The first cassette I ever purchased with my own allowance money was something FABULOUS! The year: 1989. (Even though the album came out in September 1988, it wasn’t very popular until the next [...]
Nick’s Greatest Moments: The Chicken Incident
April 1, 2011 - 12:45 PM
Tags: 5-fulton, chicken, civic center, I'll Eat It, killing, muni, nick's greatest moments, Posts by Gary Jr., Posts by Jay, So What! Who Cares?!?, Sweetums, what is today's date you stupid bitches?
Posted in Greatest Moments | 4 comments
About 5 or 6 years ago Jay moved in with Gary Jr. I didn’t really know Gary Jr. at the time, and it was not easy getting to know him since he was forever out drinking with his friends. Sometime in late September/early October Jay went to Southern California for some union bullshit, and Gary [...]
DeadRuntz Comics #13
January 27, 2011 - 1:02 AM
Tags: Deadruntz, die? diet?, fat, i hate taking pictures, picture, shawnito dies, skinny
Posted in DeadRuntz Comics | 3 comments
Sweetums #11: Am I Scaring You Tonight?
January 16, 2011 - 6:12 PM
Tags: "the llama dies tonight", 3 martini night-caps, disturbed, longest bridge ride ever, poor misha, Sweetums
Posted in Sweetums Series | 3 comments
Never ever let Gary Jr. go out with coworkers, drink 3 pitchers of Stella with no dinner, then meet up with the huhns at Martuni’s for a 3 martini night-cap. When you let that happen, poor Misha has to hear this on the entire bridge ride home. Lady Sings and Wants To Know If She’s [...]
No Really. Misha = Mess
January 8, 2011 - 12:55 AM
Tags: absent-minded professor, Misha knows the posts will keep flowing, Nicks in a blanket, poor misha
Posted in Misha's a Mess | 5 comments
I am not joking when I talk about Misha being a mess. He saw my inaugural post finally. And he got all pissy. Misha: “Umm. That Misha’s a Mess post is all wrong. You’ve got all your facts mixed up.” Gary Jr: “Oh really? What exactly did I get? Hmmmm?” Misha: “That story happened right here [...]
The Best of Dead at 2am – 2010
December 31, 2010 - 12:01 AM
Tags: best of 2010, bookshelf, dead, Deadruntz, greatest moments, laughs, not-so-deep thoughts, return'd to sender, shitter, Shouldn't Have Said It Then, so what, Sweetums Series, trolls, who cares, year in review
Posted in D@2 Crew | 10 comments
Yeah yeah. It’s been a year. Wanna fight about it? Remember all those good laughs and poignant moments you had reading our blog whilst you shat on the shitter. Well here they all are again. Ladies and Trolls, drum roll please. It’s our D@2 Year in Review. Love it or die! Best Overall Post / [...]
Gary Santa
December 23, 2010 - 3:05 AM
Tags: Gary Santa, ho'ing, oakland, poor misha, poor poor misha, spiced holiday ale, the gary series
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
Never give Gary Jr. a couple of large bottles of homemade Spiced Holiday Ale. After a couple hours he starts to believe he is Santa, and goes out on the town ho’ing. Poor Misha found him in a dark alley in Oakland like this:
Sweetums: The Christmas Collection Continues
December 22, 2010 - 9:04 PM
Tags: cum n trim my christmas tree, duplex in my stocking, eartha kitt, holiday ale, homemade brew, hurry down my chimney tonight, platinum mine, santa baby, Sweetums, VA VA VOOM, X on the line, yacht is not a lot
Posted in Sweetums Series | 4 comments
Never give Gary Jr. a large bottle of homemade Spiced Holiday Ale and an open mic. Eventually, she will remember that she loves Eartha Kitt and will try her rendition of Santa Baby. Lady Sings for Santa Baby
March 14, 2010 - 8:47 PM
Oh my god! This by far is the highlight of the month! I am dying. Poor Misha!
I love that shit!!!! Hahahahhahahahhagahaggagagagaadrag.
March 14, 2010 - 9:12 PM
I knew you’d enjoy it. I love your Gary Gaga look… cuties.
March 15, 2010 - 9:29 AM
Lets make a sandwich!