January 12, 2011 - 1:58 AM
Tags: Alice in Wonderland, avril lavigne, Britney Spears, celebration, don't tell me, Gimme More, hold it against me, i'm with you, keep holding on, love it / hate it, Madonna, only girl, oops... i did it again, Rihanna, what the hell, womanizer
Posted in Love It / Hate It | 3 comments
Let’s review some new music: –Britney Spears: Hold It Against Me– I’d like to start by saying there is nothing special about this song. Secondly I would like to remind people of another song that came out in 2009… it was Madonna’s Celebration which was completely panned by all for being too basic with a [...]
January 11, 2011 - 3:30 PM
Tags: bagel, brooches, cockfie, cream cheese, fairy tale, Golden Gate Park, heifer, kittoris, love, love story, part 2, romance, sweaty ass, tales, trollgatha
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
Like my first story “The Tales of Trollgatha and Heifer“, I made this story up as I went along, and I didn’t revise it at all. I call it… The Tales of Trollgatha and Cockfie. Once upon a time there was a small man named Cockfie. Cockfie liked to bike, do yoga, and read books [...]
Ever seen a pig who isn’t a cast member in Alice in Wonderland playing croquet? Well, I found one. A pig with a troll and a Russian.
(Lewis Carroll, 1865) What’s great about Disney is that they dumb down stories so much that when you get a chance to examine the original text for yourself you find that you can enjoy it in a whole new way, creating your own picture of the characters and the story independent of theirs. Not that [...]
March 22, 2010 - 12:17 PM
#1 – Nick and Gary Jr. turning their backs on Benutty after not being introduced to his friends. How rude.
#2 – Bradley showing Misha how he likes it.
#3 – Gary Jr. multitasking: Playing croquet, and practicing fellatio.
That’s right… I said it.
March 22, 2010 - 2:04 PM
1. Nick and Gary discussing the last time they were able to see their cock (hint: Bush senior was president. ) In the background, Jay reads labor law. (The last time he saw Nick’s dick Clinton was president)
2. Bradley knows how to work the pole, but he really needs help leaning what to do with the balls.
3. Cows never lose the instinctive need for mothers utters. Gary uses beer bottles to cope.
March 22, 2010 - 2:36 PM
oh you are dead Alfie… next time Jay is drunk and gettin handsy I’m not going to save you.
March 22, 2010 - 3:22 PM
mine woulda been –
1: Pig & Cow complete their court-ordered community service hours by burying their food instead of eating it.
2: Misha takes 94-year old & hunchbacked Grandma Myrtle out for a quick game of Drunkard’s Golf.
3: Cow taking a break from grazing to perform a few parlor tricks for the other farm gaynimals.