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You Know What I Hate?
I hate Debbie Downers bringing parties down because they think their life sucks even though they have it better off than most of us. Boo-hoo cry me a river bitch! I’m so over it.
That’s right… I said it.
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Tags: arizona, bitch, nick's greatest moments, phoenix, rude, service with a smile, trader joe's
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Spoken like a true Riley
February 1, 2010 - 11:26 AM
Hahaha. Beeeetch!