We all know who the Hamburglar is, but do you know who the Yorkburglar is? No?

Well there is something you should know about our dear friend Gary Jr. Not only will he bust out in drag when you least expect it, but he is also a dirty thief! While on vacation recently I decided I wanted a nice refreshing York peppermint patty, so I picked one up while visiting the local market. I placed the patty in my room to eat at a later time, but when I went to get my refreshing treat it was missing. I had thought that maybe someone was hiding it from me as a cruel joke. I want that fucking patty damn it! Well no one ever confessed to taking it, or eating it or anything. I figured I lost is somehow, or maybe when I was wasted one night I ate it and didn’t remember. I totally forgot about it until recently.

I received a text message from a random number with these photos attached!!!

The Cow attacking my York

The cow eating my York!

That fucking cow ate my York! The lesson here kids is never leave chocolate where Gary Jr. can find it, or smell it.

Oh Gary Jr… Does this look familiar you fucking cow!

That's right… Your Kit-Kat

Yes.. It was quite tasty