Next stop… Whores!
The Variety Shop Strikes Again
Last night some of the girls came over for shits n giggles… you know the usual. Benutty was an extra special mess last night, as he stopped by the Variety Shop on Clement & 4th Ave. on his way here. This was the result:
That wasn’t all though… He found my bag of York Pieces that I had bought Jay, opened it, and ate all but 4 pieces… After that he opened the bag of Sour Cream and Onion Ruffles, and a package of Sour Cream, and dip his chips into it. Eating it all!
The lesson here… Trolls are hungry fat messes. Beware.
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Discovery Channels: Creatures in Captivity
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Tags: abnormal environment, attention seeker, cower, dance shows, dark corner, elaborate water show, fog, pacing, self-grooming, stereotypical behaviors, troll, wild animals
Posted in Posts by Nick | 5 comments
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Tags: cow, gift, lil aflie?, Llama, pocket, present, suit, that thong thong thong thong thong, troll, underwear
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Who is responsible? Jay busted out his suit yesterday to go to a meeting, and this was found inside the pocket…
DeadRuntz Comics #13
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Tags: Deadruntz, die? diet?, fat, i hate taking pictures, picture, shawnito dies, skinny
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Believe in the Magic…
December 16, 2010 - 2:03 AM
Tags: believe, champes, christmas card, elephant, elephant-troll hybrid, FrankieRose, troll, york
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
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Tags: christmas parties can be rough, cute brooch, dirty troll, drunk, i wonder what text he sent to gary was, is this a shouldn't have said it then? oops., lays, mess, sour cream, toilethugger, vkivrma
Posted in Posts by Nick | 6 comments
Late last night I got a call from Benutty. He was super drunk and wanted me to go to the Cinch with him. I could tell by the slurs, and his unusual kindness that he was in no condition to be out in public, so I declined his offer. Shortly after this call I received [...]
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Tags: 38L Geary Limited, ash tray, bus, disgusting, green, homeless, jell-o, mucus, muni, San Francisco, You know what I hate
Posted in You Know What I Hate? | 6 comments
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Tags: amanda of long beach, Amelia Bearhart, dead, dont turn the light on, drunk, halloween, if you missed it you suck, joaquin or walking, kirkland, messes, party, rice titty, Shalita Double-Double, Shamperella, someone named craig, um where is Alfie?
Posted in D@2 Crew, Videos | 5 comments
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Fantastic!
July 6, 2010 - 11:13 AM
Tags: disgusting, homeless, puss, reminded me of benutty's hole
Posted in Posts by Nick | 1 comment
Today on my way to work I saw a homeless woman cleaning her puss on a sprinkler in Duboce Park. Seriously… I saw her snatch and it wasn’t cute. My vision is no longer 20/20.
February 21, 2010 - 4:56 PM
I knew that picture would end up on the blog if I sent it to you. I shoulda just sent it to G Jr. like I planned.
Also: per Alfie, “You look like a sleazy south American drug lord.”
Thanks, girl.
February 21, 2010 - 5:02 PM
you sent it to me because you wanted it on the blog.. don’t get it twisted.
February 21, 2010 - 9:24 PM
Hella cuties