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Q: What happens when you get hella drunkies in football jerseys to take a picture?
Photo: HRH Hannah
A: Benutty still wears a brooch & drinks le champerelles.
UPDATE: Aunt F. saved the day — she dug up another bottle of champes for the huhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnies.
Drinks. Champes. Football. Jealous. FrankieRose. Hungry. Mami. Huh? Dead. Rooster. Oops. Nick?
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February 7, 2010 - 5:12 PM
#8 and #24 are messes with their fancy old lady champes glasses. hahaha
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Hunnnnnniiiieee, would you expect anything less from #8 and #24????
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Homos.
Hahahaha. I love it!