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Sweetums Series #7
Never give Gary Jr. multiple melon vodka spritzers and then turn on Liza.
You know that bitch is gonna sing showtunes to Benutty and others. Listen to the end.
Toodles,
Gary Jr.
Tags: Ebb and Kander, FrankieRose, Liza Minnelli, melon vodka, Posts by Benutty, showtunes, spritzer, Tanya
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February 6, 2010 - 12:12 AM
I love cabernet
February 6, 2010 - 12:14 AM
hahaha. you drunk bitch.
February 6, 2010 - 12:26 AM
wow.. you must have lost 10 pounds while singing that… such a damn mess… and you are lucky you thanked me at the end you fucking cow.
Poor Alfie… he got no thanks at all..
February 6, 2010 - 3:59 PM
Your fucking welcome cow!