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Spotted: The Nick Family Portrait
Misha and I had dinner tonight at the Roadside BBQ on Geary Blvd. in San Francisco. I needed to pee and entered the brightly tiled bathroom. Lo and behold! What did my bovine eyes spy?
Someone at the Roadside BBQ broke into Nick’s family home and stole the treasured Nick Family Portrait! I mean that shit is THREE GENERATIONS! They’ve been looking for it for ages.
Well look no further, piggies. Hunnies found it.
The Nick Family Portrait
Tags: bathroom, bovine eyes, bright tiles, family portrait, fatasses, FrankieRose, Misha, pigs, Roadside BBQ, three generations
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February 27, 2010 - 8:04 PM
Nick’s the fat one
February 27, 2010 - 8:34 PM
You both die tonight. Be careful when you are on the balcony tonight.