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So You Think Trolls Dance?
Well do I have news for you. They do!
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Discovery Channels: Creatures in Captivity
March 26, 2011 - 5:03 PM
Tags: abnormal environment, attention seeker, cower, dance shows, dark corner, elaborate water show, fog, pacing, self-grooming, stereotypical behaviors, troll, wild animals
Posted in Posts by Nick | 5 comments
Most wild animals in captivity develop repetitive and purposeless motor behaviors called “stereotypical behaviors”. Examples of this include pacing around or self-grooming. These behaviors are thought to be caused by the animals’ abnormal environment. Unlike most wild animals, the troll has very few stereotypical behaviors. Although the troll is known for overly self-grooming, very rarely [...]
Jay Found His Present
March 11, 2011 - 2:31 PM
Tags: cow, gift, lil aflie?, Llama, pocket, present, suit, that thong thong thong thong thong, troll, underwear
Posted in Posts by Nick | 6 comments
Who is responsible? Jay busted out his suit yesterday to go to a meeting, and this was found inside the pocket…
Believe in the Magic…
December 16, 2010 - 2:03 AM
Tags: believe, champes, christmas card, elephant, elephant-troll hybrid, FrankieRose, troll, york
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
I received a Christmas card from our biggest fan whore stalker FrankieRose today. I don’t know how this sneaky little bitch got my address, but if she ever shows up here without a bottle of champes in hand she dies!… oh and a York peppermint patty! That’s right, I said it! What I find interesting [...]
So What! Who Cares?!?
September 24, 2010 - 11:50 AM
Tags: balls, glitter, Posts by Benutty, project runway viewing party, scrotum
Posted in So What! Who Cares?!? | 3 comments
Last night, the hunnies came over for a Project Runway viewing party. This morning I woke up fondled my balls for a moment and noticed something. There was a little piece of glitter on my scrotum. Every damn time Benutty comes to our house, he leaves behind glitter EVERYWHERE. Apparently even on my balls. So [...]
Drunk & Sober
July 11, 2010 - 8:32 PM
Tags: cow, drunk, I think gary was annoyed by benutty..oops, marina and the diamonds, Sober, SOMA, troll
Posted in Posts by Nick | 5 comments
So Benutty, Gary Jr. and I went to see Marina and the Diamonds at some weird club in SOMA… I wasn’t there long but the other two bitches were. I took pictures before I left… Hmm.. Who was drunk and who was sober I wonder? Benutty or Gary Jr.? Such god damn messes! That’s why [...]
A Troll Birthday
April 29, 2010 - 9:40 AM
Tags: dead, go back under your bridge and die troll, Happy Birthday, troll, trollific
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
Happy birthday Benutty. Have a trollific time! Yesssss.
A Trolls Toys
April 6, 2010 - 11:48 AM
Tags: busted, cow, cuties outfit, flipping the bird, pig, sheep, troll
Posted in Posts by Nick | 1 comment
Look at the disgusting toys Benutty was caught playing with when we weren’t around. A pig, a cow, and a sheep (poor Bradley). I’m offended. But girl… you are looking so thin… the diet is really working out for you. Congrats. Did you borrow that outfit from 3rin’s closet?
Now I can finally buy my very own Gary Jr.!
April 1, 2010 - 3:02 PM
Tags: Beyonce, can't wait to get mine, cows for sale, gaga, here's my chance, stage performer, stevie
Posted in Guest Blogger | 4 comments
I’ve wanted my own Gary Jr. for so long and here’s my chance! I already know what I’ll use mine for – entertaining friends and family. I’m going to dress him up like all my favorite pop stars (GaGa, Beyonce, Stevie, etc.), turn him into a stage performer and have him put on shows at [...]
Troll Dance
March 16, 2010 - 6:00 AM
Tags: brooch, dance, glitter, handsome, horrifying, Interpretive Dance Charades, troll
Posted in Posts by Nick | 6 comments
I may have gotten down on my hands and knees to do an interpretive dance for the word “sex” (which was amazing by the way), but this is Benutty’s interpretive dance to the word “handsome”. Sorry girl… It’s not the brooches and glitter after all.
The Variety Shop Strikes Again
February 21, 2010 - 5:41 PM
Tags: disgusting, fat, messes, ruffles, sour cream, troll, variety shop, york
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
Last night some of the girls came over for shits n giggles… you know the usual. Benutty was an extra special mess last night, as he stopped by the Variety Shop on Clement & 4th Ave. on his way here. This was the result: That wasn’t all though… He found my bag of York Pieces [...]
February 1, 2010 - 8:47 PM
oh do they ever dance!!!! lol.. benutty is such a god damn mess.
February 1, 2010 - 8:55 PM
When you told me you “did it” I thought you meant you posted a video of you dancing to DINOSAUR!!! You’re such a goddamn fucking cow I hope you know what time you’re going to die tonight.
Clearly you’re already angling for our votes on Fave D@2 Post of February.
February 1, 2010 - 9:00 PM
We need more troll dancing videos. I love them.
February 1, 2010 - 9:00 PM
I almost filmed one today. But then I watched another episode of DS9 instead.
February 1, 2010 - 9:03 PM
**NO CHAMPAGNE BOTTLES WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FILM**