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So What! Who Cares?!?
Last night I was relaxing on the couch with Misha. We were cuddling and he reached around to give my tush a little squeeze…and he starts laughing and laughing. I feel his finger playing with something and then he asks me, “Why do you have a quarter stuck to your buttcheek?”
Frankly, I don’t know the answer to that question. So what! Who cares?!?
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Watch this or die. Scroll to :43. Or watch the whole thing, it’s only a minute long. So what! Who cares?!?
February 9, 2010 - 2:23 PM
LOL.. omg.. you are such a god damn mess.. what else do you have hidden in there?
February 9, 2010 - 2:26 PM
i do not want to know what else he has hidden in there Nick.
February 9, 2010 - 3:36 PM
I wish I hadn’t read that in the bathroom coz it’s probably rude to giggle while someone else shits
February 9, 2010 - 4:07 PM
Is the black thing behind the quarter your butt?
February 9, 2010 - 4:47 PM
Jay… I think it’s his hallway of an ass crack… looks dark… you might need to get out your maglite to see in..