Ok, so here is the part that only Nick knows about “Kettlecorn Guy” aka Andy …

I talked to this guy too. It seems Nick and I have the same “type” or something. I don’t know if it was before or after Nick’s incident listed below however.

We met online and had talked on the phone for a bit. I had to be about 19 years old at the time. It turns out Andy and I were both born in Hayward. How exactly that came up, I don’t know either …

Having never met, but talked on the phone, we had agreed to “get together” at some point on a Friday evening. There were no plans made in cement, it was more left at “I’ll call you Friday night after I’m done with rehearsal. It should be around 8pm.” I was doing technical theatre at the time.

Well, things were running late, so I called him at 7:30pm or so and left him a voicemail saying, “things were taking longer than planned, but I’ll call you to let you know when I’m heading out of here.”

Next thing I know, I have a bunch of voicemails from Andy. (See, I was working in a basement and don’t get cell phone signals down there.) They started off calm, asking if I wanted to come to his house to watch a movie. The next one got a little more desperate, asking if I knew what time I would be out. The next voicemail he was in a panic, asking if I got his other two voicemails. The next was about how he really wanted me to come over and see a movie at his house.

There was five voicemails in all. All over the span of 15 minutes.

Needless to say, I never called the fool back.