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Question of the Week (02/20 – 02/26)
Q: What TV commercial bothers you the most?
I rarely watch live TV because I’m a professional Digital Video Recording Artist. I really hate commercials. All of them. And my roommate, 3rin, gets a wet vagina for them — sometimes she rewinds them and makes me watch them — because she works in advertising.
Look, bitches. I really hate this commercial. It’s a mess. And in the words of Ellen, “If it’s a mess then it’s a hot mess.”
Oops, actually I think I like that commercial.
Tags: 3rin, 9-inch zipper, American Idol qutoes, ankle length, casual front pleats, commercials, Digital Video Recording Artist, Ellen, hot mess, mom jeans, not a woman anymore, SNL
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Posted in Shouldn't Have Said It Then | 6 comments
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February 25, 2010 - 12:51 AM
My mom wears Mom Jeans… She always has.
February 25, 2010 - 9:12 AM
I heard your mom even puts mom jeans on her porcelain dolls
February 25, 2010 - 10:40 AM
cold mess
February 25, 2010 - 11:11 AM
Ew. I only like the Beyonce commercials my agency did. Shut up. Don’t make me call Sasha Fierce on you.
February 25, 2010 - 6:56 PM
I love that their is a commercial before your commercial.
February 25, 2010 - 8:14 PM
That commercial there is awesome. They’re so clever. Their commercial is ffffffuuuuunnnny.
And why doesn’t Tiffany comment on this? Hells no.