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Percy Jackson: The Movie
Please tell me that I did not just hear Lady Gaga and Ke$ha in the middle of the new Percy Jackson movie. I was half a second away from pulling out my voice recorder and making a sweetums recording.
Basically, this movie was made for Benutty and me.
So good.
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Sweetums Sings Italiano
May 28, 2011 - 11:36 PM
Tags: Americano, krieks, Lady GaGa, Lady Sings Americano. housewarming party, sour beers, Sweetums
Posted in Sweetums Series | 2 comments
Never ever invite Sweetums to a housewarming during the same month that Lady Gaga releases a new album and never give Sweetums 4-5 sour beers. Lady Sings Americano
Crap, Gaga. I Hate Edits.
May 19, 2011 - 12:31 PM
Tags: bad kid baby, Bad Kids, Lady GaGa, lyrics, mighty morphing monster review, your heart is pure
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 1 comment
Now I’m liking Bad Kids more and more. Oh Gaga. You’ve grown on me. Already my review is morphing into something different. Mighty Morphing Monster Review. Buttfuck it, I’m not editing my review.
Gary Jr. Reviews “Born This Way”
May 18, 2011 - 3:29 PM
Tags: Americano, Bad Kids, Black Jesus - Amen Fashion, blonde south, Bloody Mary, Born This Way, Electric Chapel, Fashion of His Love, Government Hooker, Hair, heaven's door, Heavy Metal Lover, Highway Unicorn (Road 2 Love), his first and last kiss, i don't speak german, I Wanna Dance With Somebody, industrial vampire fighting in meatpacking district, Judas, Lady GaGa, lyrics, Marry The Night, queen, saxophone, Schiße, synthesizer, Taste like whiskey, that girl better turn around, The Edge of Glory, The Killer Queen inside me’s coming up to say hello, The Queen, We Will Rock You, whiskey mouth, Whitney Houston, You and I
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 3 comments
So I’m not doing anything today and Nicklet gave me a little listen to Lady Gaga’s new album called “Born This Way.” So I hit play and opened up my notepad. I jotted down my initial impressions of each song. What do you bitches think? I think the album starts out plainly enough and then [...]
This Place About To Blow
February 25, 2011 - 2:42 PM
Tags: amazing!, blow, champes, dance songs, james van der beek, jennifer lopez, Ke$ha, love it / hate it, on the floor, pitbull, rainbows, red one, Rihanna, umbrella, unicorns, video
Posted in Love It / Hate It | 2 comments
Ke$ha – Blow (Video) This place is bout to blow alright cause Ke$ha is killing it! I just watched Ke$ha’s new video for Blow and it is AH-mazing! It has everything you could have ever wanted in a video… unicorns, rainbows, Ke$ha not looking homeless, fighting, champes, and of course a sexy looking James Van [...]
Born This Way
February 18, 2011 - 10:17 AM
Tags: Bad Romance, Born This Way, Britney Spears, dancing, hair stylist, hold it against me, Lady GaGa, love it / hate it, video
Posted in Love It / Hate It | 7 comments
So it has been a week now since Born This Way by Lady Gaga came out, and I thought now would be the appropriate time to review it. You know I needed to let it simmer a bit before I really knew what I thought about it. Well… The play count says it all. I [...]
God Makes No Mistakes! It’s Definitely the Year of the Shoulder.
February 13, 2011 - 8:43 PM
Tags: Born This Way, called it, God Makes No Mistakes, grammy's 2011, I'm on the Right Track Baby, Lady GaGa, Nostrafagmus, pointy shoulders, shoulder implants, shoulder photos, Year of the Shoulder
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 4 comments
So remember that post at the beginning of 2011 where I hailed it the Year of the Shoulder. Well, my dear Lady Gaga heard about the post. Who knew Lady Gaga loved our little blog. Well the blog loves you too, Gaga. Just glad that bitch finally got her shoulder implants. FINALLY. Gary and Gaga [...]
Grammys 2011
February 7, 2011 - 11:58 PM
Tags: album of the year, Bad Romance, best new artist, Body Talk is the album of the year, Born This Way performance, Cee Lo Green, Dancing on My Own, Drake, Eminem, Fuck You, Grammy Awards, Gwyneth Paltrow, Lady GaGa, Love the Way You Lie, Recovery, Robyn
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 5 comments
The Grammys are this Sunday!!! Unlike last year, a shitload of our mami-pop-huhns aren’t nominated for the big awards, but there ARE quite a bit of nominations that I care about — specifically where Eminem is concerned. Homophobic language aside, I think Eminem is a brilliant lyricist and talented rapper. His albums routinely get nominated at [...]
One Week Ago Today…
October 11, 2010 - 12:30 AM
Tags: Amelia Bearhart, booze, Britney Spears, cyndi lauper, deborah cox, drag queens, Lady GaGa, lip syncing, Lucky Penny, Madonna, random lady from seattle fucking the old guy, Shalita Double-Double, Shamperella, some wierd latino song, tattoos, twin peaks, why does shalita look like heklina in one scene?
Posted in Posts by Nick, Videos | 5 comments
Benutty asked Gary Jr. and I to his house for a night of fun and frolic. When I arrived these two bitches were decked out as Shalita Double-Double and Amelia Bearhart, then they forced me into Benutty’s drag closet and out popped Shamperella! The following is just a sample of how that night turned out… [...]
TV Premiere Week! [Tuesday]
September 21, 2010 - 11:17 AM
Tags: abc, bad girls club, biggest loser, bravo, Brothers & Sisters, cbs, Chopped, cw, dancing with the stars, detroit 1-8-7, Food Network, fox, Glee, Lady GaGa, life unexpected, nbc, NCIS, one tree hill, oxygen, Parenthood, rachel zoe project, raising hope, running wilde, syfy, Telephone, warehouse 13
Posted in Posts by Nick | 13 comments
I watched The Event last night and I loved it. I’m hoping it is like Lost, and builds a lot of mysteries without giving us too much information. It’s looking promising. Anywho.. Lets see what’s on tonight: Tuesday – 8pm ABC – Dancing With The Stars CBS – NCIS FOX – Glee NBC – Biggest [...]
February 12, 2010 - 2:56 PM
What?! Benutty went and saw the movie without me? Rude Troll.
February 12, 2010 - 2:56 PM
I’m offended.
February 12, 2010 - 2:59 PM
No u filthy assumer I am at work Gary went by himself!
February 12, 2010 - 3:00 PM
I went by myself like a creepy loser.
February 12, 2010 - 3:00 PM
Sorry Nick. Precious was made for you.
February 12, 2010 - 3:02 PM
You went to a movie by yourself? Hmm well I was offended because last time we talked about it, I had thought we agreed if we weren’t going to go on Sunday with Benutty and FrankieRose that we would go together another time. Apparently someone forgot… or thought I was talking about food or something.. Such a one track mind.
February 12, 2010 - 3:15 PM
I haven’t eaten all day. And it’s already 3:15…clearly my blood sugar levels are low enough to get me to forget any and every thing.
Except Double Doubles.
February 12, 2010 - 3:42 PM
Sorry, Benutty. You’re right, I shouldn’t assume. I’m happy to know we will still watch it together. I hope Nick and Gary Jr. come with us too, but hope we all eat first. Farm animals and their filthy troll sisters shouldn’t ever go to a movie hungry.
February 12, 2010 - 3:43 PM
Don’t worry FrankieRose.. I keep a couple of frozen Double Double’s in the freezer for when Gary Jr. get hungry.. its the only thing that dirty cow eats anymore.
February 12, 2010 - 4:55 PM
I love that FrankieRose openly accepts that because she is part of the Troll Clan!