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Not-So-Deep Thoughts
“If you ever feel like quitting your job, I think you should just do it. It’s not like you need the money anyway. Oh wait… Maybe you do. Sorry Gary Jr.”
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Protect Yourself
March 24, 2011 - 3:02 PM
Tags: america, cow, NRA, protect yourself, things that make me think of you
Posted in Things That Make Me Think Of You | 2 comments
Congratulations… Gary Jr. just became an official member of the NRA. Look out America!
Jay Found His Present
March 11, 2011 - 2:31 PM
Tags: cow, gift, lil aflie?, Llama, pocket, present, suit, that thong thong thong thong thong, troll, underwear
Posted in Posts by Nick | 6 comments
Who is responsible? Jay busted out his suit yesterday to go to a meeting, and this was found inside the pocket…
This Place About To Blow
February 25, 2011 - 2:42 PM
Tags: amazing!, blow, champes, dance songs, james van der beek, jennifer lopez, Ke$ha, love it / hate it, on the floor, pitbull, rainbows, red one, Rihanna, umbrella, unicorns, video
Posted in Love It / Hate It | 2 comments
Ke$ha – Blow (Video) This place is bout to blow alright cause Ke$ha is killing it! I just watched Ke$ha’s new video for Blow and it is AH-mazing! It has everything you could have ever wanted in a video… unicorns, rainbows, Ke$ha not looking homeless, fighting, champes, and of course a sexy looking James Van [...]
Diet Update 10/11/10
October 11, 2010 - 3:09 PM
Tags: biking, blog, calorie counting, diet blog, dieting, fell off the wagon, iPhone, lose it app, oops
Posted in Posts by Nick | 2 comments
Oops… Kind of slacked off on my diet for a couple months. I’ve been dreading weighing myself again because I didn’t want to find out that I gained hella weight back. Today was the day though, and it wasn’t as painful as I thought it was going to be. I gained 5 pounds since the [...]
Teenage Dream
August 25, 2010 - 5:31 PM
Tags: california gurls, firework, hummingbird heartbeat, kara dioguardi, katy perry, Ke$ha, last friday night, peacock, review, teenage dream, the one that got away
Posted in Posts by Nick | 7 comments
So this week Katy Perry’s second album Teenage Dream came out. I spent the day listening to it and here is my review: Sell out! Fortunately for me I love when artists sell out, because it means they produced an album that is pure pop and catchy. This is honestly my favorite kind of music, [...]
Yeah! What DOES That Make You?
July 29, 2010 - 12:40 PM
Tags: Animal, Gary Ke$ha, Ke$ha, Keshamess, quote, Take It Off, what makes an Alfie?
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 5 comments
Apparently it was Ke$ha that said this, and NOT Gary-Ke$ha as originally assumed by national media: “I have a song I wrote the other night called Take It Off about when I went to a drag show and how really turned on I was by these transvestite men taking clothes off. I was like, what [...]
Furries?
July 20, 2010 - 11:51 AM
Tags: amazing race, cow, is gary jr. into furries?, monkey
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
I’m not really sure what is going on here, but this is how we found Gary Jr. this weekend after the Amazing Race. He sure likes his furry little friends.
Drunk & Sober
July 11, 2010 - 8:32 PM
Tags: cow, drunk, I think gary was annoyed by benutty..oops, marina and the diamonds, Sober, SOMA, troll
Posted in Posts by Nick | 5 comments
So Benutty, Gary Jr. and I went to see Marina and the Diamonds at some weird club in SOMA… I wasn’t there long but the other two bitches were. I took pictures before I left… Hmm.. Who was drunk and who was sober I wonder? Benutty or Gary Jr.? Such god damn messes! That’s why [...]
The Bitch I Work With: An Epilogue
June 23, 2010 - 3:34 PM
Tags: encouraging bad behavior, oops, puppetmaster, That Bitch I Work With
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 6 comments
I guess I forgot to write in any of my posts about The Bitch I Work With that I might have encouraged her behavior. Oops. Right after Part One when she told everyone to shut the fuck up in the office, I sent her an email saying that she was going to have a hard [...]
An Apology from D@2
June 15, 2010 - 9:33 AM
Tags: oops, wait I didn't say sorry
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 4 comments
Yeah, yeah, our site was down yesterday and you almost pooped your pants in anger. So what! And yeah, Nick is still a raging alcoholic bitch. Life goes on. Get over it. Who cares?!
February 6, 2010 - 12:41 PM
That’s deep