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Not-So-Deep Thoughts
“Happiness is not my friends dancing around singing Lady GaGa songs with champes in their hands… It’s when they finally stop.” Exhibit A
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Sweetums Sings Italiano
May 28, 2011 - 11:36 PM
Tags: Americano, krieks, Lady GaGa, Lady Sings Americano. housewarming party, sour beers, Sweetums
Posted in Sweetums Series | 2 comments
Never ever invite Sweetums to a housewarming during the same month that Lady Gaga releases a new album and never give Sweetums 4-5 sour beers. Lady Sings Americano
Not-So-Deep Conversations
May 20, 2011 - 9:57 AM
Tags: bathroom, fart, lesbians, not-so-deep thoughts, San Francisco, shit, toad hall
Posted in Not-So-Deep Thoughts | 3 comments
Picture it: At Toad Hall last night with Gary Jr…. Gary Jr.: Ew someone farted by us Me: No… someone took a shit in the bathroom, and you know who takes shits in bars don’t you? Gary Jr.: Benutty? Me: Um no…. Lesbians.
Crap, Gaga. I Hate Edits.
May 19, 2011 - 12:31 PM
Tags: bad kid baby, Bad Kids, Lady GaGa, lyrics, mighty morphing monster review, your heart is pure
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 1 comment
Now I’m liking Bad Kids more and more. Oh Gaga. You’ve grown on me. Already my review is morphing into something different. Mighty Morphing Monster Review. Buttfuck it, I’m not editing my review.
Gary Jr. Reviews “Born This Way”
May 18, 2011 - 3:29 PM
Tags: Americano, Bad Kids, Black Jesus - Amen Fashion, blonde south, Bloody Mary, Born This Way, Electric Chapel, Fashion of His Love, Government Hooker, Hair, heaven's door, Heavy Metal Lover, Highway Unicorn (Road 2 Love), his first and last kiss, i don't speak german, I Wanna Dance With Somebody, industrial vampire fighting in meatpacking district, Judas, Lady GaGa, lyrics, Marry The Night, queen, saxophone, Schiße, synthesizer, Taste like whiskey, that girl better turn around, The Edge of Glory, The Killer Queen inside me’s coming up to say hello, The Queen, We Will Rock You, whiskey mouth, Whitney Houston, You and I
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 3 comments
So I’m not doing anything today and Nicklet gave me a little listen to Lady Gaga’s new album called “Born This Way.” So I hit play and opened up my notepad. I jotted down my initial impressions of each song. What do you bitches think? I think the album starts out plainly enough and then [...]
Not-So-Deep Conversations
March 25, 2011 - 4:04 PM
Tags: AIDS/Life Cycle, conversations, friends, not-so-deep thoughts, planning shit, shirt
Posted in Not-So-Deep Thoughts | 4 comments
So yesterday our AIDS/LifeCycle group met to plan shitz, and afterward we decided to go to our teammates house. Shawnito didn’t want to go because he was being a total lame ass, but I forced him. After about 10 minutes of hanging out Shawnito left. Cut to today’s conversation: Me: Why did you even go [...]
This Place About To Blow
February 25, 2011 - 2:42 PM
Tags: amazing!, blow, champes, dance songs, james van der beek, jennifer lopez, Ke$ha, love it / hate it, on the floor, pitbull, rainbows, red one, Rihanna, umbrella, unicorns, video
Posted in Love It / Hate It | 2 comments
Ke$ha – Blow (Video) This place is bout to blow alright cause Ke$ha is killing it! I just watched Ke$ha’s new video for Blow and it is AH-mazing! It has everything you could have ever wanted in a video… unicorns, rainbows, Ke$ha not looking homeless, fighting, champes, and of course a sexy looking James Van [...]
Not-So-Deep Conversations
February 24, 2011 - 8:47 PM
Tags: mac, million times, not-so-deep thoughts, passed out, pc, reboot, restart, sister, water bowl, yes i am lame
Posted in Not-So-Deep Thoughts | 5 comments
Me: I’ve never passed out before but my sister has. She fell into the dogs water bowl. hahaha Amineh: Oh I have, but I felt like a million times better afterward. It’s like your body reboots itself. Like hitting restart on a PC. Me: Oh well it’s never happened to me. I must be a [...]
Born This Way
February 18, 2011 - 10:17 AM
Tags: Bad Romance, Born This Way, Britney Spears, dancing, hair stylist, hold it against me, Lady GaGa, love it / hate it, video
Posted in Love It / Hate It | 7 comments
So it has been a week now since Born This Way by Lady Gaga came out, and I thought now would be the appropriate time to review it. You know I needed to let it simmer a bit before I really knew what I thought about it. Well… The play count says it all. I [...]
God Makes No Mistakes! It’s Definitely the Year of the Shoulder.
February 13, 2011 - 8:43 PM
Tags: Born This Way, called it, God Makes No Mistakes, grammy's 2011, I'm on the Right Track Baby, Lady GaGa, Nostrafagmus, pointy shoulders, shoulder implants, shoulder photos, Year of the Shoulder
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 4 comments
So remember that post at the beginning of 2011 where I hailed it the Year of the Shoulder. Well, my dear Lady Gaga heard about the post. Who knew Lady Gaga loved our little blog. Well the blog loves you too, Gaga. Just glad that bitch finally got her shoulder implants. FINALLY. Gary and Gaga [...]
February 2, 2010 - 1:10 PM
Haha. It’s back at the top. Sorry Benutty.
February 2, 2010 - 3:45 PM
Eeeeuuuuwwww: H1N1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99xWiQtICRs
February 3, 2010 - 1:19 AM
You’re lucky you lived through tonight, Nick.