Next stop… Whores!
Me Hungry. Want. Gimme. Rowwr.
Im craving a super burrito and I hate Nick.
UPDATE: And Gary Jr. is eating a Double Double (this statement is true regardless of what time you read it)
Tags: addiction, Britney Spears, burrito, cheese, cravings, Gimme More, intervention, sour cream, troll
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Discovery Channels: Creatures in Captivity
March 26, 2011 - 5:03 PM
Tags: abnormal environment, attention seeker, cower, dance shows, dark corner, elaborate water show, fog, pacing, self-grooming, stereotypical behaviors, troll, wild animals
Posted in Posts by Nick | 5 comments
Most wild animals in captivity develop repetitive and purposeless motor behaviors called “stereotypical behaviors”. Examples of this include pacing around or self-grooming. These behaviors are thought to be caused by the animals’ abnormal environment. Unlike most wild animals, the troll has very few stereotypical behaviors. Although the troll is known for overly self-grooming, very rarely [...]
The Essential Britney Spears
March 25, 2011 - 2:38 PM
Tags: Abomination, Britney Spears, Essential Britney Spears, Femme Fatale, OscarRaymundo, OutspokenNYC, Pardee, the hotticipation is killing me
Posted in Posts by Benutty | 8 comments
In honor of the new Britney Spears album release this Tuesday, I thought I’d provide FrankieRose our readers with a suggested playlist of the very very very essential Britney songs from her career so far. If you’re in doubt over why you should care about her or her music, take a look at this great [...]
Jay Found His Present
March 11, 2011 - 2:31 PM
Tags: cow, gift, lil aflie?, Llama, pocket, present, suit, that thong thong thong thong thong, troll, underwear
Posted in Posts by Nick | 6 comments
Who is responsible? Jay busted out his suit yesterday to go to a meeting, and this was found inside the pocket…
Born This Way
February 18, 2011 - 10:17 AM
Tags: Bad Romance, Born This Way, Britney Spears, dancing, hair stylist, hold it against me, Lady GaGa, love it / hate it, video
Posted in Love It / Hate It | 7 comments
So it has been a week now since Born This Way by Lady Gaga came out, and I thought now would be the appropriate time to review it. You know I needed to let it simmer a bit before I really knew what I thought about it. Well… The play count says it all. I [...]
We Dance To The Beat
January 12, 2011 - 1:58 AM
Tags: Alice in Wonderland, avril lavigne, Britney Spears, celebration, don't tell me, Gimme More, hold it against me, i'm with you, keep holding on, love it / hate it, Madonna, only girl, oops... i did it again, Rihanna, what the hell, womanizer
Posted in Love It / Hate It | 3 comments
Let’s review some new music: –Britney Spears: Hold It Against Me– I’d like to start by saying there is nothing special about this song. Secondly I would like to remind people of another song that came out in 2009… it was Madonna’s Celebration which was completely panned by all for being too basic with a [...]
Believe in the Magic…
December 16, 2010 - 2:03 AM
Tags: believe, champes, christmas card, elephant, elephant-troll hybrid, FrankieRose, troll, york
Posted in Posts by Nick | 3 comments
I received a Christmas card from our biggest fan whore stalker FrankieRose today. I don’t know how this sneaky little bitch got my address, but if she ever shows up here without a bottle of champes in hand she dies!… oh and a York peppermint patty! That’s right, I said it! What I find interesting [...]
Someone Was Drunk Last Night
December 11, 2010 - 3:08 PM
Tags: christmas parties can be rough, cute brooch, dirty troll, drunk, i wonder what text he sent to gary was, is this a shouldn't have said it then? oops., lays, mess, sour cream, toilethugger, vkivrma
Posted in Posts by Nick | 6 comments
Late last night I got a call from Benutty. He was super drunk and wanted me to go to the Cinch with him. I could tell by the slurs, and his unusual kindness that he was in no condition to be out in public, so I declined his offer. Shortly after this call I received [...]
One Week Ago Today…
October 11, 2010 - 12:30 AM
Tags: Amelia Bearhart, booze, Britney Spears, cyndi lauper, deborah cox, drag queens, Lady GaGa, lip syncing, Lucky Penny, Madonna, random lady from seattle fucking the old guy, Shalita Double-Double, Shamperella, some wierd latino song, tattoos, twin peaks, why does shalita look like heklina in one scene?
Posted in Posts by Nick, Videos | 5 comments
Benutty asked Gary Jr. and I to his house for a night of fun and frolic. When I arrived these two bitches were decked out as Shalita Double-Double and Amelia Bearhart, then they forced me into Benutty’s drag closet and out popped Shamperella! The following is just a sample of how that night turned out… [...]
Where’s the Cheese?
July 21, 2010 - 11:48 PM
Tags: cheese, eye bags, freezer, shopping, who farted?
Posted in Posts by Gary Jr. | 5 comments
Yesterday Misha and I made dinner. We wanted a little Colby jack to sprinkle on top but we couldn’t find it. I was sure we had a chunk of it left but it was nowhere to be found. I looked in the fridge. Misha looked for it. We reorganized the fridge. No cheese! So Misha [...]
Drunk & Sober
July 11, 2010 - 8:32 PM
Tags: cow, drunk, I think gary was annoyed by benutty..oops, marina and the diamonds, Sober, SOMA, troll
Posted in Posts by Nick | 5 comments
So Benutty, Gary Jr. and I went to see Marina and the Diamonds at some weird club in SOMA… I wasn’t there long but the other two bitches were. I took pictures before I left… Hmm.. Who was drunk and who was sober I wonder? Benutty or Gary Jr.? Such god damn messes! That’s why [...]
February 12, 2010 - 7:47 PM
You love me just like you love burritos